Super Piss 

When you gotta pee so bad that your bladder hurts and you fel like you have a second gut.

Dude 1. Yea so she was all like lemme give you head so naturally I said hell yea but you'll never guess what she had-
Dude2. Sorry dude but I gotta Super Piss right quick

Girl1. Come say something to me punk! you can't mess with me I do yoga and stuff!
Girl2. Listen u little blond beeyotch you have no idea how lucky you are that I have to super piss!!
Girl1. Nope ur jus scared of m yoga toned thighs
Girl 2 punches girl one out. "I should super piss on you." spits on girl1

Super Piss by killer_bonbon! November 9, 2009

Super Laser Piss 

An attack shot by Eggman in the Sonic Adventure 2 (Dark Story + Final Story) | Real-Time Fandub Games video to destroy the moon, the reason being that Shadow the Hedgehog has pissed on his wife.

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.

That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

Super Laser Piss by everywalls December 19, 2021

Super Laser Piss 

An attack used by Dr. Ivo “Eggman” Robotnik, usually performed from Space Colony ARK.

Eggman: “I’m gonna fuck the earth! That’s right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!”
(fires piss)
Eggman: “Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth; I m g o n n a g o h i g h e r . I’m pissing on the MOOOON!”
(Half of the moon is destroyed)
Eggman: “How do you like that, Obama?!?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!!”
Everyone: (staring in awe)

Super Laser Piss by not a G.U.N. soldier November 3, 2023

Piss Like a Super Soaker 

When the urge to urinate becomes so unbearable, after it being held in for so long, that the stream of liquid waste could conceivably be shot farther than 12 feet.

When this urge occurs in males, the signature pumping action is not required to be performed beforehand, and may actually be counterproductive.

After being cheated out of over two hours of his life from seeing yet another god-forsaken Transformers movie, Billy now had to piss like a Super Soaker. The subsequent force upon the porcelain urinal nearly eroded it completely in just 40 seconds.

Piss Like a Super Soaker by Trey4Life October 23, 2011

Super Stegosaurus Pissed

The highest level of pissivity possible.

These gas prices have me super stegosaurus pissed. I am about ready to drive to Astoria, Oregon and punch a sea lion.

Super Stegosaurus Pissed by smb0072962 June 29, 2022

super fly pissed 

Shannon's expression of being really fucking pissed.

A girl gets so super fly pissed she hides her head in the pillows and ignores you.

super fly pissed by Christoper Allen May 2, 2008

Super Saiyan Pissed 

It is when you get so pissed that your hair goes blonde, your eyes blue and you get super powers.

Man did you hear Ali is in hospital?
Nah man, what happened?
Andrew got super saiyan pissed and goku'd his frieza ass!

Change the channel before i get super saiyan pissed!!

Super Saiyan Pissed by gfunk01 March 31, 2009