" last day of summer kids" said mom holding a bottle of tequila as she stared into the distance with a gleam of hope in her eyes.
by Uno taco please December 30, 2016
the time of the year when you get to...
sleep all day, go to the pool and get a REAL tan, oh and sit on your ass and do nothing whatsoever all day long.
sleep all day, go to the pool and get a REAL tan, oh and sit on your ass and do nothing whatsoever all day long.
by screw spring fever June 2, 2011
Is a beautiful gorgeous girl with usually brown/blonde hair and incredible captivating blue eyes, she will be there for you through everything and stick up for you, she never gives up and is incredibly kind to everyone (even strangers) she isn't courageous and is awesome, loves adventure, and loves koalas, she also loves shopping and is always wanting to hangout with friends, she is the bestest best friend any human could ask for, if you gain her love don't ever give it up, she is an amazing friend and her trust is usually pretty easy to gain as long as your honest and kind to her, she's a cancer, and has gone through some shit,such as depression and needs all the support she deserves (a lot) I love her to death and will do anything for that beautiful gurl, she is the yin to my yang, love my koala
Random peep: Omg did you meet that new girl? Summer?
Otherrandompeep: omgggzzz yassss she is the best literallly everyone loves her to death!!
Randompeep: i know right!!! She's is such a koala
Otherrandompeep: omgggzzz yassss she is the best literallly everyone loves her to death!!
Randompeep: i know right!!! She's is such a koala
by Herbffrebecca March 2, 2019
Summer is a a female with extremely obese thighs. Along with her seductive thighs she has a thick black mustache and lopsided breasts that would drive you up the wall. If you ever come into contact with this Meh He Can female run away as fast as possible..because shes mine asshole! :D
"Damn G, last night i was in Da Club and some boney ass thighed bitch tried mackin it to me. I need to find me a Summer"
oTa <3 :)
oTa <3 :)
by Bradizzle January 10, 2005
look up summer in a dictionary and you'll see a picture of brooke,and if you don't your dictionary is broken.
by glowed October 8, 2011
Term interchangeable with "stoner." Originates from the T9 function on cell phones, as stoner unfortunately shares the same keypad combination as summer.
"What a bitch! I heard she was a summer."
"If that guy doesn't stop being a summer, he is going to end up in a ditch!"
"Goddamn T9, always making me type summer instead of stoner."
"If that guy doesn't stop being a summer, he is going to end up in a ditch!"
"Goddamn T9, always making me type summer instead of stoner."
by Thatonedudewhomadeadefinition January 23, 2010
1.Usually a bitch. Thinks everyone likes her, but really everyone talks shit about her behind her back. Thinks she's hot shit, but isn't. Will probably never become anything in life and is a cunt.
2.A person so manipulative and evil that Karma keeps a list of everything they do so that when the time comes they will be forever damned to an eternal hell.
2.A person so manipulative and evil that Karma keeps a list of everything they do so that when the time comes they will be forever damned to an eternal hell.
by otpiadvfo December 29, 2011