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Sugarface

Its my sugarface!!
by Tantra80003 October 21, 2010
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Sugarface

1. n. a pretend guy
2. n. a guy who hums around
3. n. a guy who gets run over by a lawn mower blade
Homestar: Oh, hello, Marzipan, this is... Sugarface. (whispering) OK, now what?

Strong Bad: Well, step three is to continue the prank in a direction determined by your identity, but uh, you're on you're own with Sugarface.
by Syckls March 9, 2004
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Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears

The best-tasting super-laxative on the fucking planet. Will efficiently evacuate any fecal matter you have had in your bowels for the past five years. WARNING: MUST BE TAKEN IN SMALL DOSES. An overdose has been known to leave a 250-pound manly-man crying on the bathroom floor. Be careful.
Constipated Man: Hey, I'm plugged up. Can I get some Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears?

His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.

Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)

TWO HOURS LATER

Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by tcp3059 May 4, 2014
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tainted surface

The act of rubbing another persons Microsoft Surface tablet on your taint and/or genitalia, usually as a retaliatory joke but sometimes for sexual pleasure. The tablet owners name is usually placed in the middle of the statement.
Man, I just tainted Sean's surface..... At first it was funny, but then it felt good and I couldn't stop myself. Tainted Surface
by Notyouraveragemegatron May 23, 2014
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The Scarface

After unleashing one’s boner marrow into a whore’s mouth and she has the audacity to spit out your load, you proceed to bitch slap her across the face while wearing a ring, (preferably backhanded but forehanded is acceptable too). As long as it tears her facial tissue, leaving a scar that will remind that whore to never spit out your cum again. You then shove her face in the ground, (creating another gash in her face), and make her slurp it up off the floor and swallow it like a true whore.
That whore Marci spit out my cummies, so I felt obligated to give her my specialty, The Scarface.

I busted a huge load in Marci’s mouth, but I had to Scarface her when she didn’t swallow every last drop.
by Jason’s Sister’s Ass May 23, 2019
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Elevated surfaces

The surface intoxicated females dance on at parties such as tables, counters, pool tables etc.
Frat boy1: “she was dancing on the table all night

Frat boy2:”yeah bitches love their elevated surfaces”
by Dankiest dictionary October 1, 2018
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surface dweller

A person who is unconcerned with the deeper meaning of things.

1. Cares only about the implications and manifestations.
2. Deeper meaning and intricate connections are not immediately apparent.
3. Can't look behind the veil and swims only in shallow waters..
He doesn't get the movie at all.. what a surface dweller.
by Gardor March 11, 2021
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