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September 29th is officially recognised as National Suck Some Penis Day. This day has been well established as of the exact date circa 2009. Make sure if you are attracted to the male genitalia, that you find one today to give that gluck gluck 3000. If you do not comply we as the council must from now on assume that you are no longer attracted to the male genitalia and should no longer be a recipient in future.
Thank You
- It's National Suck Some Penis Day babe! You know what that means?

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A giant green monster that spends most of its days laying underneath the beds of little boys only to emerge at night while they sleep to do the dirty work.
Jose was sparred by the Penis Sucking Chode Monster under his bed because his nasty uncircumcised johnson was too disgusting, even for the filthy beast.
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Suck Starting Penis - is defined by sucking penis until the guy is satisfied or is ready to penetrate any open holes available. This term was adopted by the idea of DUI breathalyzers installed in vehicles.
Jim: Did you ever have a chance with Lindsey last nigh?
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Jim: good because she made my face look like a glazed doughnut after hours of riding it. Those face dildo's work grate.
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