straight head

When a song is so good that the sensation of listening to it is the equivalent to receiving head. A term usually used by horny eboys

Person 1: hey did you hear that new gunna album?

Person 2: yeah its aight

Person 1: Damn, i thought it was straight head

by Enrone May 22, 2020

Straight Dick Cheese

Jenasis F

You smell like straight dick cheese

by Fagggsssareeelovedddd December 28, 2022

Straight-y

Have you ever met a guy that claims to be straight but acts super gay?? That's a straight-y!

"Omg, the straight-ys think they're everything."
"I'm not gay," they say!

by Blue_Moon15 April 19, 2022

Straight-Cut Timber

A massive, densely packed turd that releases itself in a straight, unpinched and untapered form. No toilet paper required.

I did my part for conserving toilet paper with that one. That was beyond a log, it was just straight-cut timber. Not sure how it flushed down.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021

a Straight jonas

If u search this u and ur name is jonas u are gay

That u are gay becuse u searched "a Straight jonas "

by nou69420 January 15, 2020

straight tiktok

A side of tiktok which includes bad dancing, pretty privilege, homophobia, terrible couple pranks, and overall cringiness. Usually the default settings of people reside here but any sexuality can be on straight tiktok.

I accidentally got onto straight tiktok the other day. Worst experience ever.

by 🍓 soph December 3, 2021

Straight TikTok

The best and superior side of TikTok. Where all the unproblematic people reside. Everyone in straight TikTok supports the right things and can take a joke.

Dan: Are you on straight tiktok or alt tiktok?
Kenny: Straight duhh, that's the best side
Dan: good

by Chloe Lee October 23, 2020