Stoney

An asshat, kind of like Scrappy Doo. Hates Virginia. Is not me. Likes Legato, which is good.

Stoney threw a rock at the ground and missed (it fell into a bottomless pit)

by enukid October 19, 2003

Stoney

This dude Sam Abercrombie who looks like the lost 8th Dwarf of Snow White fame. He is constantly smiling, laughing, and smoking.

Me: "Hey Stoney, wanna drive me to Waffle House?"

Stoney: "Hahahahahahahaha"

Me: "Nah, really dude, wanna go get some waffles?"

Stoney: "Yeah dude, wanna get high first?"

by Roger Watts April 4, 2005

Stoney

A stella drinking sheep shagga

He had a Stoney night

by Rach December 20, 2003

Stoney

One who looks like a beach ball due to the gayness and rainbow colored stomach he has.

An example would b a hermit crab.

by Anonymous February 18, 2003

stoney

Stone Island.

Stone Island is a very expensive designer make from italy which specialise in making coats/jackets.
There clothing is quality but very expensive, there are many fakes that have flooded the market and are of poor quality. Often worn by football hooligans/football fans!

Liverpool1: Look at that Wrexham fan wearing a stoney coat!
Liverpool2: Lets rob it!

by DaveCharlie October 25, 2004

stoney

The feeling you have when looking at something beautiful or amazing with out being stoned or high on marijuana, but it feels like it

Looking at the sunlight reflecting off the water is so beautiful, its stoney..
or
the foliage in Autumn so colorful, bright and seemingly luminescent , its stoney.

by dogboy15 September 24, 2010

stoney

Stoney is an elite hacker i know.
He owns yall niggas who talk shit about him heh

fear.

Stoney owns the irc and i think you know why :D

by phr33k April 13, 2005