the feeling which accompanies large consumption of cannabis. 'Stoned' refers to the body high that comes from it which honestly feels like you have a couple tons of stones laying on top of oneself; thusly, one is unable to get up off the couch.
Friend-'What the FUCK are we watching!!!' Me- 'I have no clue but i'm just too STONED to get up for the remote'
by hank the dank January 25, 2009
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The greatest feeling in the world followed by engulfing a bag of doritos and reeses pieces.
I'm fine stoned.
by Gwendolyn June 16, 2004
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The overwhelming feeling of despair when trying to memorize rocks and minerals for a Geology exam.
Danny: Dude I got so stoned while studying for our Geology final.
Zach: I know man, me to, hopefully Big B's test won't be too hard
by JZFairfield December 06, 2011
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the ultimate state of mind when u realize the world is out to get you, ur walkin all over ur house lookin for sum food, stare off into space thinkin a dragon just ate ur friend, found a dollar on the floor n screamed like crazy cuz u think ur a millionaire, think chocolate milk is like an orgy in ur mouth, start talkin in a british accent, sometimes u dont even realize ur talkin at all, u rant to ur friends bout how an orange is the mort complex thing in the world, u wanna lie down just for a sec n end up fallin asleep but wake up with the words "sex hole" on your face with an arrow pointed to ur mouth...

good times
"if the world is out to get you, just lie bak n light up a blunt"

"lifes a dud, smoke sum bud" -my homies words-

"i wanna make marry jane my wife" -evry1s words-

"live life to the fullest, just get stoned"

"im gonna wake n bake"
by smokedaplant April 17, 2010
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N: see high. the state of being one is in after smoking marijuana. generally characterized by hunger, bad short term memory and spacing out, in addition to feelings of elation, hysteria and laziness. overall, a very good feeling.
man, i went to work so stoned yesterday.
by mells February 15, 2005
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