A sexual act in which the male partner uses, if his Female Counter Parts asshole is too unsavory. The Male applies a vigorous amount of Ketchup and Barbecue to the Asshole, and uses his tongue to penetrate the Now Delicious piece of Ass.
Man O’ man, Sharon’s swamp ass was terrible last night! I had to revert to the Old Texas Stir Fry to get the Job done.
by Stirfrymaster March 9, 2018
Person A: Susan from accounting said I ate her , but I didn't.
Person B: Susan from accounting is stir fry crazy, what do you expect.
Person B: Susan from accounting is stir fry crazy, what do you expect.
by ProbablyInsane November 3, 2018
by hello1471 April 1, 2009
Dude, what did you do last night?
Nothing but a one-handed stir-fry.
Why?
My girl is still at her parents.
Nothing but a one-handed stir-fry.
Why?
My girl is still at her parents.
by SaltyKnob March 23, 2017
by Dirty Kreep July 4, 2018
While eating out a girls vagina, she queefs in your mouth causing you to vomit in her vagina, then the guy continues to eat out the pukecum...THAT IS THE NEW YORK STIR FRY!
She was so beautiful and I took her for a walk in the park, bought her flowers, took her out to dinner, went back to my place, and with my mouth I'd make her fly between the thighs, but instead she queefed in my mouth so I served up some New York Stir Fry.
by The Tandor October 13, 2008
A sexual act involving a man penetrating a woman in the anus and immediately before male ejaculation the man inserts his penis into the female's ear and 'blows his load' into her orifice. He then proceeds to 'stir fry' the 'spunk' into her 'drum set' with his member.
by Drum Master 9000 October 20, 2015