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John: Why is your groin area protruding like that?
Bill: Oh, I just got a stiffy.
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A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.
Disgraced attorney Rudy Giulianiโ€™s face became drenched in sweat and hair dye as he invented evidence of widespread voter fraud during President Trumpโ€™s clown coup.
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1 an erection of the penis, Syn. boner, hard-on.
2 A strong drink, a double, esp. a double-bourbon-and-coke.
3 (South Africa) A plastic-cased 3.5-inch floppy disk, as opposed to the more flexable 5.25-inch floppy disk.
1 Oh man, I got a stiffy.
2 Gimme a stiffy and two pints.
3 Have you got a stiffy? I need one to save this file.
by Spootonium October 10, 2004
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A slang term for boner or erection
While I was slow-dancing with Tom, he got a bulging stiffy. It was nasty.
by xxdecayingashes December 26, 2004
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I plugged her crotch-wound with my stiffy.
by urban pervert April 25, 2003
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