Stellar Blade 

a video game with which gooners fall in love

-What's this game?
-Stellar Blade is a game that satisfies all of my hentai

Stellar Blade by doweknowwhotheelderis April 29, 2024

Stellar Blade 

A mediocre hack-and-slash game set in a post-alien invasion apocalypse. It would've flown under the radar if not for a horde of disingenuous sockfuckers who attempted to hijack the game and weaponize its main character into an act of revenge porn against women in gaming circles.

"God, this is the fourth time today you've yapped about Stellar Blade. Don't you play any other game? And what the hell's that smell!?"

Stellar Blade by Intelligence001 April 7, 2025

Stellar Blade

A video game by the Korean company Shift Up. The main character is Eve, who is a ripoff from Mai Shiranui. It's just a hack and slah game with average plot. Plenty of fanservice here. Also, Shift Up's other game Nikke: Goddess of Victory is just as fanservice-y.

Stellar Blade player: I am playing this game for hours!

Normal person: Remember to go outside more often.

Stellar Blade by LaserImouto March 29, 2026