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People with the last name Stegner usually have massive dicks
Yo ask that stegner kid if u can see his dick
Stegner by sussyballz April 26, 2022
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Stegner Fellowesque 

1. no adjectives, no adverbs. no beauty of language. no nabokov. no updike. marginal shit. often about homosexual relationships.
2. a clique of marginal writers who don't believe in adjectives nor adverbs. Usually shepherded by a relatively well-known author whose outsized ego has plucked them to be passable to teach intro workshops but without enough talent to ever eclipse him.
3.work published in thick-papered journals with cryptic names.

This story told from the perspective of a lesbian angel who now works as a cook at a camp in wyoming for kids with skin diseases and also has an epistolary correspondence with her puerto rican roommates mother, whom she is advising on suicide, strikes me as very stegner fellowesque.

stegner fellowesque 

1. no adjectives, no adverbs. no beauty of language. no nabokov. no updike. marginal shit. often about homosexual relationships.
2. a clique of marginal writers who don't believe in adjectives nor adverbs. Usually shepherded by a relatively well-known author whose outsized ego has plucked them to be passable to teach intro workshops but without enough talent to ever eclipse him.
3.work published in thick-papered journals with cryptic names.

This story told from the perspective of a lesbian angel who now works as a cook at a camp in wyoming for kids with skin diseases and also has an epistolary correspondence with her puerto rican roomates mother, whom she is advising on suicide, strikes me as very stegner fellowesque.

stegner fellowesque by Roy Porter December 15, 2008

Stegner Fellowesque 

stegner fellowesque
1. no adjectives, no adverbs. no beauty of language. no nabokov. no updike. marginal shit. often about homosexual relationships.
2. a clique of marginal writers who don't believe in adjectives nor adverbs. Usually shepherded by a relatively well-known author whose outsized ego has plucked them to be passable to teach intro workshops but without enough talent to ever eclipse him.
3.work published in thick-papered journals with cryptic names.


This story told from the perspective of a lesbian angel who now works as a cook at a camp in wyoming for kids with skin diseases and also has an epistolary correspondence with her puerto rican roommates mother, whom she is advising on suicide, strikes me as very stegner fellowesque.

pull off a Ralf Stegner

Auf Twitter die Menschen zu einer normativen Verhaltensweise auffordern und etwa ein Jahr später dieser Anweisung auf Twitter selbst widersprechen.
Twitter-User am 29. März 2016: "Uneingeschränkte Pressefreiheit ist eine Grundvoraussetzung für Demokratie - das muss man heutzutage offenbar wieder erklären."

Gleicher Twitter-user am 24.April 2017: "Unverschämter WELT-Artikel von Dxxxxxxx Sxxxx ("Die Sozialdemokratisierung der AfD"). Diese Demokratiefeinde sind das Gegenteil von SPD!"

Anderer Twitter-User: "Wow, you really pull off a Ralf Stegner?"

Steiner Math 

You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!
So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.
I did Steiner Math and believe it or not, they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.

Wow, who knew?
Steiner Math by Scottathan Steiner February 5, 2021

reading steiner 

in steins;gate, which has an anime, a visual novel and a manga, this is okabe rintaro's (the protagonist's) special power.
this special power allows him to remember things others can not.
'why did you use the name reading steiner, its so stupid'
'i can remember it because of my reading steiner'
'is reading steiner more of your delusional rubbish?'
reading steiner by thisyellocatnow October 20, 2018
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