steamy wonder 

when you take a shit on a campfire

justin: what’s that smell?
adam: i just took a fat steamy wonder, sorry bro.

steamy wonder by blackgrohlsun August 16, 2021

Steamy Wonder 

When you have held your shit in for so long that it produces a steamy sensation upon exiting your anus that makes you want to scream your favorite Stevie Wonder song.

After that long car ride home from the concert I went into my bathroom and took a fucking Steamy Wonder . It felt so good that I had to scream out SUPERSTITION!

Steamy Wonder by Bstepz206 May 13, 2011

Steamy wonder 

The act of wiping your ass with your finger, then proceeding to wipe the shit in a person's eye rendering them blind and causing them to traverse there-after like Stevie Wonder.

Suzie: how did your date with Ronnie go?
Sarah: fantastic, until he gave me a Steamy Wonder!!

Steamy wonder by SirSteamyWonder69 November 22, 2020

The Steamy Wonder

A scat-related sexual act that involves tying a long-haired sexual partners hair (in double pony-tail like fashion) to the each side of the bed his/her head is on. The non-bound person then defecates upon the bound person's face, preferably on the eyes; The resulting action being the bound person flailing their head from side to side like Stevie Wonder does while performing music.

Man - "Holy shit Jane, is that pink eye in BOTH of your eyes?"

Woman - "Yeah, David decided to get a little kinky last and gave me The Steamy Wonder, god he's the greatest."

Man - "Wow... The things he'll do For Your Love."

The Steamy Wonder by Ohmie February 12, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004