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Slippery Steam Train 

When you fill a spoon with lube and stick it in your orifice in order to lubricate your ass, then you continue to shovel the lube into your orifices.
Rupert: I wanted to try new things with Gertrude. What's the best way to lubricate my anus?
Mallory: The best thing is the slippery steam train, you'll be more slippery than ever before!

steam train 

A short shimme followed by a gentle moan, performed by a female after a particularly intense lip engagement. Females will not perform a "steam train" at the beginning of their menstrual cycle
"Yo bro, that encounter was so intense she steam trained like an elephant!"
"She didn't steam train last night, what did i do wrong?"
steam train by Derrick Ohio February 25, 2021

canadian steam train 

Where you tuck your penis inbetween your legs and die down on your stomach, masturbating from behind. It should look as though you are a train blowing steam.
Derrick was amazed when he walked into the room to see Tom performing a pristine Canadian Steam Train.

San Francisco Steam Train

An orgy of gay men who create a conga line and fuck each other from behind simultaneously. An anal chain gang, popularized in San Francisco.
Girlfriend, my ass is still hurting from the awesome San Francisco Steam Train we had last night.

American Steam Train 

When you fuck a girl in a McDonalds with an american flag colored condom
Those hot ass girls deserve an American Steam Train!

Alberta Steam Train

When someone takes a haul off of a vape and proceed to blow the vapour into another persons asshole
Bro last night I persuaded my girlfriend to let me do the Alberta Steam Train and now her ass won’t stop smelling like menthol