The school with the most school pride, in good times and bad; the best local ice cream (both the Creamery and Cold Stone); the biggest and baddest party school on earth; one of the TOP universities in the country (look it up); best fucking school on the planet.
We Are... Penn State

When I say JOE, you say PA.
by Tweeder McFeedles March 7, 2005
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The best school in the country, rated number one party school by Bacardi, Playboy refused to rank Penn State in their party rankings because they claimed "it was not fair to rank professionals among amateurs."
Penn State, Penn State University, Orange Bowl Winners, we were the beginnings of such greats as Larry Johnson and Michael Robinson
by Robbie Kumar January 23, 2007
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A college (if you can call it that) in bumblefuck, PA. Located in the middle of no where. It's home to about 40,000 students, who really have no direction in life. They have a mediocre football team who is too scared to play Pitt after the last beatdown Pitt bestowed upon them. Also if you cant get into Pitt you go to Penn State where most likely you will be one of 3 things:
1. Gay
2. Criminal (located by many prisons who accept students after graduation day)
3. Clown

Penn State tries to play in the big 10 (or wait is it 11). There is actually 11 teams in this conference because well you guessed it penn state couldnt count that therte was already 10 teams in the conference when they joined. You can see the shittany lions football team getting beatdown on any given saturday by the likes of OSU, Mich., Notre Dame, Iowa, Pitt, their girls volleyball team, and many Div 1AA schools.

All in all dont go to penn state, because once your there you might as accept the fact that you will most likely never make a significant contribution to society
Hey mom, I could not get into Pitt, so I am going to go to Penn State where I can learn how to become a leech to society.
by pitt4ever March 29, 2010
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Guy 1: Where did Lisa and Tom Go?

Guy 2: Oh, I think they are taking a shower.

Guy 1: Oh, they must be playing Penn State.
by SmittyBeastonPA November 24, 2011
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School in central Pennsylvania, known for football more than anything else. Students know how to party only because there's nothing else to do within 100 miles. Students usually graduate with a degree in drinking and are virtually assured a job at Wal-Mart or Giant Eagle. Fears include panthers, cities and knowledge.
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P-E-N-N S-T sucks!
by panther75 March 24, 2006
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one of the shittiest schools in america. a land grant university that was originally designed to be Farmer U (yeah, and aggie school). however, it now likes to hide that image and call itself an elite college. despite being a state school, it has high tuition and (for some reason) difficult standards for admission. this second fact is a total joke, because it's easy to get in if your not smart but no somebody. most attendees are excellent drinkers and parties. the school is located in the middle of nowhere in central PA (nicknamed 'the alabama of the northest')

in sports, penn state is ridiculous. in football, the pride themselves on the old glory of a pompous, grouchy coach. they used to be hugh rivals with the highly superious Pitt, but the school got scared and dropped Pitt from the schedule in '01. in basketball, they are a total joke.
'penn state sucks' are the unofficial last words to the Pitt fight song.

at penn state, they sacrifice virgins in exchange for football success.
by Eye In The Sky June 24, 2006
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