Standima

A word to call people who lay down on the floor instead of going to the gym

Well your standima is showing today

Standima by Fitguy94 March 14, 2023

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standmaxxing

Standmaxxing is the action of maximizing your charisma by always standing up to stay above the sitting down plebians.

I was at grandma's funeral today but I had to stop standmaxxing because my father beat me into sitting down

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Random ass word that 4chan retards made for no reason

I was standmaxxing at my grandma's funeral

I was then beaten by my father for not sitting down

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(n) two soul mates who have joined using much stanima (see definition of stanima)

ex. Dang Jen hooked up with Robert and I thought they were just just soul mates, but there stanimates.

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The ultimate pose, get into the pose of perfect masculine articulation, reach the highest level of visual and muscular dexterity.

>be me
>standmaxxing at the international court
>"Sir Anon, how do you declare yourself"
>"Fresh and spicy your honor"

standmaxxing by SeniorB August 16, 2022

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I'm so tired. My stanima is almost gone.

stanima by Max November 28, 2003

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what you do right before grandma's funeral mass to get beaten by your dad

WTF is standmaxxing? You faggots comes up with a new word every single day.