St Patrick’s Day

St Patrick’s Day is a common festivity by the northern people of Djibouti. During these celebrations, males and females dress up in tradiitional green pitfits tailored specially by Patrick, the town’s local sex offender. Patrick then proceeds to piss on the males and females as a blessing for good harvest after the party. In the party, the men and women get together in pairs in their tribes’ tents and proceed with the ritual: the men fill up their mouths with green coloured water and begin to fill up their womens’ vagina with said water. After reaching overfilling, the men then have to sit on their partners’ faces and the women use their tongues to braid the mens’ ass hairs into beautiful patterns. After the braiding, Patrick has to approve the braids and cut them off the men, after which he sticks them to his balls as he is castrated and can’t grow hair on his balls. This celebration is used for good harvest in the coming months as Djibouti’s climate is dry and hard to grow crops in.

Let’s go ti Djibouti. I want to try St Patrick’s Day.

by Macbeth’s Middle Ball November 8, 2025

St.Patrick's Day Miracle

When one eats too many lucky charms and 8 to 24 hours later, defecates green

My little brother came out of the bathroom, screaming, wanting the whole family to see his St.Patrick's Day Miracle. 💚💩

by Benton2ton September 1, 2019

St Patrick’s Day 2020

HAHAHAHAHA LOL all that practice for nothing lololololololol

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St Patrick’s Day 2020

by Ur mom Karen March 17, 2020

fake st. patrick's day

Held yearly in manhattan, kansas to celebrate st. patrick's day before spring break when everyone will be out of town

hey, fake st. patrick's day is this saturday march 8th, last year it was march 2nd.

by leahood gangsters March 3, 2008

St. Patrick's Day

for better definitions see Saint Patrick's Day

a day where everyone pretends to be irish

by IrishRepublicanArmy March 8, 2004

St. Patrick's Day Eve

Drinking the night before St. Patrick's Day.

Erika, unable to wait for St. Patrick's Day, spent St. Patrick's Day Eve downing shots and drinking beer at the local Irish Pub.

by Soe302 March 18, 2009

St. Patrick's Day

Supposed to be on the Island = A national holiday in Ireland celebrating the life of St. Patrick, where you even got to forget Lent for a day.
Nowadays in USA = Just an excuse teenagers find to get wasted either during the school week or on Spring Break.

-Oh man! St. Patrick's Day as awesome!!!
=What'd you do?
-umm....I don't.....remember....
=Yeah, that's what I thought, you culture-stealing liberal! Go get drunk on Pearl Harbor Day or something! Leave St. Patty's Day to the laddies!

by Drumline May 31, 2006