Squirt Shirt

A shirt with spunk stains (usually the result of a masturbatory session when tissues or toilet paper were out of reach) that a guy knowingly wears out in public.

Harry thought he could get away with wearing his squirt shirt to the company picnic, but it was a plain white t-shirt, and the cum stains were clearly visible to his boss and co-workers.

Squirt Shirt by noodles montgomery October 18, 2009

shirt squirt 

When a man ejaculates, most often from jerkin his gherkin, and he shoots some man muck, most often by accident, onto his shirt.

Bill Clinton was renowned for walking the halls of the oral office with a little collateral shirt squirt on his outfit.

shirt squirt by Jimmy Dink March 22, 2017

SquirtShit 

when you are expecting a fart, and instead comes a hose-type spray of diarrhea....

Which probably means you have a horrible horrible stomach virus and will be throwing up and squirtshitting every five minutes....

D:

Dude 1: DUDE I HAVE A HUGE FART COMING UP!! LISTEN!!
.................................*squirtshit*.....

Dude 2: I don't hear a fart.

Dude 1: Um.... i squirtshitted.

Dude 2: EWW you should change your underwear and start wearing diapers....

*Dude 2 runs away*

SquirtShit by Sk8rman1000 March 30, 2011