squidwarding

A sexual act involving the placement of the testicles above the eyes and the penis placed upon the nose. This results in the face of the person being squidwarded's face looking similar to the character Squidward from Spongebob.

The man was having some buttery buttsex with his woman when he decided to squidard her. While squidwarding didn't really give either one any physical pleasure, it was rather hilarious for the man.

by steamybob302 February 20, 2012

squidward

To smoke or engage in smoking marijuana.

Yo, its squidward time.
You ready for squidward.

by Meg Millions October 23, 2006

The Squidward

Where you drop your balls over someones nose and let you dick hang as their nose

Guy: Hey. He passed out wanna give him the squidward?
Guy2: HELL YA THEN WE CAN TAKE A PICTURE OF IT!

by ESwagmeout! December 30, 2011

The Squidward

A sexual act where a man uses a raw squid tube as a condom then engages in anal sex and ejaculates in the squid. Afterwards, him or his partner eat the semen filled squid tube.

The remains of the squid is considered a delicacie and is often fought over.

Me and my boyfriend did the squidward last night. The asshole didn't share any of the squid .

by Cosbycosplay January 1, 2016

squidward

The act of placing the testicles and penis over someone's eyes and nose to make them appear to be squidward tentacles.

Hey babe, can I squidward you later??

He's really cute, I wonder if he'd let me squidward him?

by tentacle90 April 15, 2014

squidward

When a guy takes his balls and puts them over the girls eyes and put his dick over the nose so they look like squidward from Spongebob

We were having so much fun i gave her the squidward.

by Paul L January 15, 2006

squidward

(verb) to squidward.

The act of taking a shit on a girls chest, picking it up, slapping it on her face, then carefully sculpting it around her nose into a beautiful rendition of Squidward's nose from the popular kids tv show Spongebob Squarepants.

squidwarder: Hey guys, you'll never guess what happened last night! Sarah and I were having sex and she wanted me to give her a squidward.

friend 1: That's sick dude, get out of here.
friend 2: We're not friends anymore. Wait a second, you got a picture of that shit?

by the biggest cheese March 11, 2010