Spunk Monkey

A girl who craves some sperm in her face. If she's lucky, she'll also get a some in her hair.

I blew it all over that Spunk Monkey's face. Holy shit it was awesome!

by JamJam1 July 24, 2012

Spunk monkey

A girl who, whilst normal in other sexual respects, makes ape-like sounds when receiving sperm in her face.

Yeah! She squealed like a spunk monkey!

by Jimlad September 10, 2003

Spunk monkey

A slut of a girl that loves being constantly covered in ejaculated seeman from the end of the man stick. she also resembles that of a monkey because of the ugliness.

Jake:yo, did you here about Jess Meredith.
Curt; Ye she's a total Spunk monkey

by Curtis shiters June 12, 2011

spunk monkey

A girl who craves some sperm in her face. If she's lucky, she'll also get a some in her hair.

I blew it all over that spunk monkey's face. Holy shit it was awesome!

by JamJam1 November 07, 2012

spunk monkey

means one whos daft or one who cannot stop wanking or shagging

1st example hey u spunk monkey what u do that for 2nd example mark cant stop being a spunk monkey

by amiexxx August 26, 2007

Spunk monkey

Verb: An activity that defines a dude that thinks with his dick. A return to the true nature of man, or de-evolution of "The sensitive guy."

Jim: Sheila's ass is so big small appliances orbit it!
Carl: Yes it is Jim.
Jim: Can you believe Bob got his spunk monkey on with that?
Carl: Yes I can Jim.

by Mr. De Nile April 11, 2008

Spunk monkey

a handy helper Available for free non commercial use for the sick/tired elderly/homeless people in aid of mastubation

lazy handed jackass yank
hobo eating whimpey burger left overs
perverted russian comrad who goes by the name of bonald

by TeHBoXGoD January 08, 2004