My homeboy was eating so much Chipotle that he released a Spielberg Chainqueef, unfortunately, no one was watching.
by Mataniata July 24, 2015
The all too frequent moment in a Spielberg movie when the story begins to defy common sense and logic. This is all done on purpose for what Spielberg hopes is the excitement of the film, which will cause you to overlook glaring errors and obvious inconsistancies.
Jurassic park 2: As the dinosaur runs amok in what a character states are "the wee small hours of the morning," we find a videostore open and full of customers, a city bus on it's usual 2 am route, and scores of people walking and driving around, visiting numerous open businesses! This is a small example of just one Spielberg moment that he hopes you will not pay much attention to. After all it would be dull to have a dinosaur running around stores that are all closed up and sreets that are are relatively empty!
by Chuck Rundle April 26, 2010
When actors stand around with their mouths open and watch whatever stupid effect Spielberg throws at the audience in lieu of actually writing a story.
See Always, Close Encounters, War of the Worlds, E.T. etc etc etc.
See Always, Close Encounters, War of the Worlds, E.T. etc etc etc.
When a Tripod emerges from the street you'd think the crowd would scatter but they just go Spielberg until the death rays start spitting.
by Knockers6 August 2, 2010
Sister of Steven Spielberg, most commonly known for exaggerating every story, and telling excessivel graphic stories; the actress in the Steven Spielberg movie Firelight, she died.
by detour February 13, 2008
Nick Name: Juttle Frunj
Jessica Katz, niece of Steven Spielberg, is widely known for her encrypted drunk text messages and sick dance moves. She owns a plethora of UGG boots, and although the actual number is not known, experts guess the true amount to be somewhere in the range of 40-75 pairs. Jessica's hobbies include singing with her college A Cappella group, eating Kosher chicken, throwing stink bombs, drinking cawfee and bubble tea, and pretending to be a roly-poly bug. She only has four fingernails, but she just polishes the tips of all her fingers to keep it looking even.
Jessica Katz, niece of Steven Spielberg, is widely known for her encrypted drunk text messages and sick dance moves. She owns a plethora of UGG boots, and although the actual number is not known, experts guess the true amount to be somewhere in the range of 40-75 pairs. Jessica's hobbies include singing with her college A Cappella group, eating Kosher chicken, throwing stink bombs, drinking cawfee and bubble tea, and pretending to be a roly-poly bug. She only has four fingernails, but she just polishes the tips of all her fingers to keep it looking even.
"My friend totally just Jessica Spielberg Katz'd me... he must be wasted because none of his text messages make any sense!"
by tak shalon July 8, 2009
by John Mour July 2, 2006
Niece of Stephen Spielberg, daughter of Nancy Spielberg. Is famous for her wild-partying antics and drunken rages. She is also a B-list porn star.
by Glaby March 31, 2008