(verb) To do a Speiss is to actively make oneself as fugly as possible
(noun) see ugly, a myspeiss is a terrible myspace
stop pulling a speiss, damn thats one ugly speiss

That myspeiss is nothing but kittens
by bobmcbobishere October 08, 2007
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To take ordinary English words and create "alternative" and "unique" spellings.
"When she filled in the form, she speissed it so badly that it was unreadable"
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