Speiss

(verb) To do a Speiss is to actively make oneself as fugly as possible
(noun) see ugly, a myspeiss is a terrible myspace

stop pulling a speiss, damn thats one ugly speiss

That myspeiss is nothing but kittens

by bobmcbobishere October 24, 2007

speiss

To take ordinary English words and create "alternative" and "unique" spellings.

"When she filled in the form, she speissed it so badly that it was unreadable"

by me May 13, 2005

SPESS

Space, as pronounced by Space Marines (SPESS MEHREENS) like Commander Boreale from Warhammer 40k. Considering SPESS is where most of the game happens, it stands to reason that it should be given as much emphasis as it is. Must be pronounced with Boreale's voice in order to have the correct effect, which is hilarity, as Boreale is a caricature as far as non SPESS MEHREEN players are concerned.

SPESS MEHREENS WE HAVE FEHLED THE EMPRAH!

by dplock October 10, 2013

SPESS MEHREEN

An alternate spelling of space marine, often used to make fun of Indrick Boreale's accent in the video game Dawn of War: Soulstorm

Indrick Boreale: We fight for our honor as Blood Ravens, as SPESS MEHREENS... and we will fight in the name of the EMPRAH!

by Flash Dude November 26, 2010

spess

Spess is spess, also known as spess or space. Spess is the almighty governing body of the universe. Spess is the only true demi-god. SPESS SHALL RULE HUMANITY ONCE HUMANITY GOES TO SPESS!

"SPESS SPESS SPESS"
"I WILL GO TO SPESS"

by StelarCF September 5, 2013

spliss

n. - post-coital urination, typically resulting in two streams of urine exiting the meatus Flavian: split + piss

I had to take a spliss this morning and ended up ruining the wallpaper in my bathroom.

by Flavius August 23, 2003

Pulled a Speirs

The act of risking one's life or safety to achieve a goal by purposefully entering dangerous, and often deadly, territory.

ORIGIN: From Lt. Col. Ronald Speirs who, during the Battle of Bastogne, ran through a German occupied town, past troops and even a tank, to meet up with a platoon and relay an order, as they had no radio. He then turned around and ran back to meet up with his squad.

"In Call of Duty yesterday, I pulled a Speirs and got a 7 killstreak."

or, can be used in non-deadly situations:

RICK: "Holy shit!"
PAUL: "What?"
RICK: "The running back just pulled a Speirs and scored a touchdown!"

by George Lulz July 29, 2011