Speiss

(verb) To do a Speiss is to actively make oneself as fugly as possible
(noun) see ugly, a myspeiss is a terrible myspace
stop pulling a speiss, damn thats one ugly speiss

That myspeiss is nothing but kittens
by bobmcbobishere October 24, 2007
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speiss

To take ordinary English words and create "alternative" and "unique" spellings.
"When she filled in the form, she speissed it so badly that it was unreadable"
by me May 13, 2005
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