spanglemonkey

Spider monkey + Glue + Glitter + Glass beads = fun

I played with my spanglemonkey all day until he choked on a bead and died.

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

spanglemonkey

UK usage:-
To wank, masterbate, self abuse, act like Onan etc.

Comes from spangle- to add glitter / cum, and monkey - the male member.

I've got a hard on so I'm gonna spanglemonkey.

by black flag June 27, 2004

spanglemonkey

the name of Captain Spanglemonkey, a man often referred to when one is stoned in Meigle

ARRRRR, it be's Captain Spanglemonkey

by bob October 10, 2003