The semen that is expelled from the body during a spanking. Can be from either the spanker the person receiving the spanking or even just an onlooker.
When I woke up slumped over the park bench my crotch was saturared with spanch ranch.
by Ranchgirls December 2, 2020
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During an episode of liqui-shits, when a helpful friend plugs your erupting asshole with the trimmed leafy tops of spinach. Once they are good and poo painted, he or she then slaps you with them under the nose creating a mustache like smear.
It is a traditional Homosexual Witchcraft spell meant to restore fecal solidity.
"Dude I could not stop spraying the anal fire hose last night, but Anne remembered the good old Dutch Spanch Sanchez... about 10 minutes later I was good to go!"
by Chairman Fester December 21, 2016
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