Someone shits,pisses, and jizzes in a bottle. After that you empty the infested bottle on someone's face.
If you fall asleep first expect a South African Care Package
by PoonSlayer_8--- February 28, 2014
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When a person shits in a Vuvuzela, then blows and shoots it onto someone’s chest.
Mary wanted to get spicy on Friday night, so I gave her a South African Mortar.
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Discovered by the first Englishman to set foot in south africa originally an ancient tribal dance which now has been transformed into a unique way to drink sambuca black or white in true post-apartheid south african tradition. The steps are as follows:-

(1) Take a knee
(2) Place shot in mouth( as tempting as it is dont swallow yet or you miss the best part)
(3)Swish the sambuca around in your mouth like mouth wash
(4) Gargle
(5) now the most important part swallow and breathe in really deep
(6) stand up with a smile. Nelson would be proud of you.
Mate ive know you for 2 years and you still dont realise i dont like sambuca why do you insist on buying these south african toothbrush shots!!
by Jopps December 8, 2013
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A Sherrif named Schalla, who is riding his two legged donkey, towing his shit arsed cannons whilst going to war.
Hey Dolly what's that comin? Why its a South African redneck of course.
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