A dirty soup kitchen occurs when a bunch of hobos have sex in a new red Prius which is just a soup kitchen what makes it dirty is when they have anal and one guy shits or has a bluewaffle and leaves the fluid all over the seats.
God dammit honey you can't leave your car unlocked if you do it again you have to clean up the dirty soup kitchen in your car.
by Mattworthenwatchesgayporn January 22, 2015
Having anal sex with a girl, and then vomiting on her back at the point of climax. Be prepared to exit quickly after doing this.
by techninja April 28, 2010
Inspired by dirty Mike and the Boys, soup kitchen weed is manufactured through a process similar to Kopi luwak coffee beans. The process begins by feeding a homeless man some marijuana leaves. After digestion, the leftover cellulose is fertilized in the anal cavity during defecation with another homeless man's semen. The resulting marijuana product, after having been cleaned out, has been cited as being of the highest quality.
by Soup Kitchen April 16, 2015
While receiving a blow job, the girl throws up on your penis then continues to swallow the vomit and your load.
Last night I picked up a butterball from the bar and she gave me a Wisconsin soup kitchen on the way back to the hotel.
by Tankie 6969 May 6, 2022
by Ryan Jarvis December 20, 2020
A sweaty, greasy oompa-loompa (see willy wonka movie) style female, all races inclusive, who thinks she is queen of the kitchen. Usually found fondalling the food in a cheap city restaurant kitchen. Hairy ears a bonus
Hey, did you see that soup kitchen cunt lift her greasy hair off the grille....nice food all the same!
by timboambo May 20, 2010
The act of Gaping your partners asshole and proceed to gag and vomit into their gaped rectum with their ass in the air. And lying on your back they tilt and squeeze the vomit back into your mouth.
"what a nice evening we're having. Why yes I think I'm going to Have jolly good Serbian Soup Kitchen with Deandre tonight"
by Jonovan Kirk November 22, 2020