A dumb ass rapper who only sang some gay repetative songs so he could make some money for college because he is so retarted he only has 17 words in his vocabulary. I swear every 9th grader on my bus was singing it at the top of their lungs
Stupid Bitch: Crank dat Soulja Boy...
Me: What the hell are you doing
Stupid Bitch: I m singing Soulja Boy
Me: You Dumb Ass Whore
Stupid Bitch: Figures.... Crank dat...
Me: What the hell are you doing
Stupid Bitch: I m singing Soulja Boy
Me: You Dumb Ass Whore
Stupid Bitch: Figures.... Crank dat...
by Flippydaslasher November 13, 2007
A monkey-faced ugly kid. A disgrace to music. Symbolizes everything wrong with the world right now. Lives with his parents in a rich neighbourhood.
Playa 1: That soulja boy be a lameass nigga dawg.
Playa 2: lets blow off souljafags head off dawg
Playa 1: yeh he a lame nigga dawg but he be a little pussy
Playa 2: true dat, lets hope he commit suicide soon dawg
Playa 2: lets blow off souljafags head off dawg
Playa 1: yeh he a lame nigga dawg but he be a little pussy
Playa 2: true dat, lets hope he commit suicide soon dawg
by InSpectah DecK January 31, 2009
There are many definitions to this half-assed crack-head.
1. A half-assed crackhead.
2. A ghetto rat's way of saying "penis".
3. Collipark Records' idea of getting money.
1. A half-assed crackhead.
2. A ghetto rat's way of saying "penis".
3. Collipark Records' idea of getting money.
1. Soulja Boy: YAAAH BITCH YAHH! I WEAR SHERTS 10 TIMES MY SIZE, I'M NAMED AFTER A DICK, AND I GET MY CRAK FROM THE WORST DRUG DELER IN L.A.! I DINK THE ONLY RAZIST SLUR FOR EVERY RACE IS NIGAAZ!! I THINK PEOPLE HATIN' ON ME CUZ DEY PO!
A white person: You don't deserve to be famous!
Soulja Boy: NIGAAZ ALWEYZ HATEN ON ME!
2. Person 1: I like Soulja Boy Tell 'Em.
Person 2: So you like it when a penis tells you what do to? That's sick, man!
3. Collipark Records Head Person: I LIEK SOULJA BOY BECAUSE RETARDED TWEENY GURLS LIEK HIM AND I GET MONEY FROM HIM SO I DON'T CARE! WEEEEEEE!
A white person: You don't deserve to be famous!
Soulja Boy: NIGAAZ ALWEYZ HATEN ON ME!
2. Person 1: I like Soulja Boy Tell 'Em.
Person 2: So you like it when a penis tells you what do to? That's sick, man!
3. Collipark Records Head Person: I LIEK SOULJA BOY BECAUSE RETARDED TWEENY GURLS LIEK HIM AND I GET MONEY FROM HIM SO I DON'T CARE! WEEEEEEE!
by DJ Jasper June 11, 2008
Sent from the depths of the underworld to piss off all the people with musical taste to such a degree it kills our will to live. Every 14 year old and under is listening to this song and doing the dance that is probably used to summon Satan.
Person: BATHING APES! WATCH ME CRANK DAT! *dance*
Person w/ common sense: Dude, what the hell are you doing?
Person: I BE CRANKIN DAT SOULJA BOY-EEEEEE
Person w/ common sense: Looks like you're summoning the devil...
Person: WHUTEVA HATEA
Person w/ common sense: O...k...I'm gonna go listen to Death Metal and gouge my eyes out with hammers now.
Person w/ common sense: Dude, what the hell are you doing?
Person: I BE CRANKIN DAT SOULJA BOY-EEEEEE
Person w/ common sense: Looks like you're summoning the devil...
Person: WHUTEVA HATEA
Person w/ common sense: O...k...I'm gonna go listen to Death Metal and gouge my eyes out with hammers now.
by thisisaname=D February 29, 2008
by bigbuttsowhat June 4, 2009
An example of one of his half-assed songs:
"I got me some bathing apes
I got I got me some bathing apes
I go I got me some bathing apes
I got I got I got me some bathing apes"
Soulja Boy repeats that like a million times, raps a short and retarded verse, then repeats the above AGAIN.
"I got me some bathing apes
I got I got me some bathing apes
I go I got me some bathing apes
I got I got I got me some bathing apes"
Soulja Boy repeats that like a million times, raps a short and retarded verse, then repeats the above AGAIN.
by Billy The Man October 23, 2007
A total faggot. Can't rap for dog shit, and every little girl LOVES him even though his music is shit.
by Wordpad Sucks January 6, 2008