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Sophia Character Sketch Paradox 

In an academic situation: When a friend points out a suggestion for your writing, but being the arrogant person you are, refuse to accept their suggestion, resulting in deducted marks. Afterwards, they will proceed to get mad for the suggestion they were oblivious to and continually vent about it.
Friend 1: Hey, how did you do on the English essay?
Sophia: I lost two marks for not using the word reserved instead of cautious!
Friend 1: But we told you to use that and you didn't listen!
Friend 2: Well, that's the Sophia Character Sketch Paradox in action!
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sophia clarke

sophia clarke (emerson) receives some dick pics on the daily. ughh what a lucky gal! she is having breast enlargement surgery on may 17th because she can be a little insecure. many would say she is special, but we love her anyway.

she was a waitress at chilis for a while. but when she got fired she stole a shirt on the way out. she got fired because she was caught licking all of the plates before putting the food on them and serving them to the customers. she claims the licking was because her sex life was nonexistent, so she tried to fuck the plates instead. she later admitted that “the plates must not have been feeling the same was she was”... she is still a virgin. the shirt is red and gray striped and is still sitting in her dresser today.

sometimes she lays on top of her friends and snorts in their neck. (also because of her nonexistent sex life)

even though she never got that sexy time, she has still had some moments with ramen, jace, and liam 🤤🤤🤪 and we will never forget about jackson from camp

she is known to pee on all of her friends when something is funny. she has ruined peoples homes with her pee. her pee is green💚💚💚
sophia clarke by ursexybitch April 22, 2019

sophie c 

Sophie c. A beautiful, rocking, sassy girl! She is feminine but always strong and happy and rocks the world! She is the most amazing person you will ever meet and can be a little stubborn and bossy sometimes. She talks a lot and will rule the world one day! Such a hottie too!!
someone: Woah! she is hot and pretty, i'm gonna need some ice!
other: Yeah that has GOT to be a Sophie C
sophie c by bobbi89 December 1, 2017

Sophia Carlisle 

A turd who doesn’t do school work
Sophia Carlisle doesn’t do her school work
Sophia Carlisle by Peepeepoopoo head September 16, 2021

Sophia Chaoui

Sophia Chaoui is a slang term for a girl that slays everyday and is a total baddie.
Sophia Chaoui is a god at field hockey and lacrosse.

sophia collison 

Sophia Collison is here make way for her
sophia collison by 16.minato November 14, 2022

Ela Sophia Choucair Cuaran 

You must be Ela Sophia Choucair Cuaran because you're so nice.