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Sookan by Not_Jackson October 19, 2018
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Spokane Shoehorn
A sexual maneuver involving the insertion of a gentleman's testes and scrotum into a lady's vagina during coitus. The maneuver can be accomplished manually or with the aid of a shoehorn, giving rise to the maneuver's name as well as the oft-quoted saying "sometimes you just have to shoehorn them in there."
Steve: "I gave her the ole Spokane Shoehorn last night!"
Ryan: "Ladies love a man with flexible balls. Have you tried the anal Spokane Shoehorn?"
Steve: "The Spokane Valley Shoehorn?! I thought that was a myth."
Ryan: "No, it's real. My brother's friend's dad performed the first one in 1974."
Ryan: "Ladies love a man with flexible balls. Have you tried the anal Spokane Shoehorn?"
Steve: "The Spokane Valley Shoehorn?! I thought that was a myth."
Ryan: "No, it's real. My brother's friend's dad performed the first one in 1974."
Spokane Shoehorn by Bobby A. Smith August 20, 2013
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Mt. Spokane High School
A high school that's 95% white kids, except those few foreign exchange students. Known for there landscaped lawns, fully loaded SUV's, and smartphones.
Mt. Spokane high school student: Hey an I borrow your phone to look up Red Lobster's number?
Other Mt. Spokane student: sure! I could give you a ride, I get the Esclade tonight.
Other Mt. Spokane student: sure! I could give you a ride, I get the Esclade tonight.
Mt. Spokane High School by Hollywoodqaz October 26, 2011
Spokane Cocaine
Methamphetamine manufactured in a bathtub or any number of rudimentary fashions around the Ozarks region.
Slang coined by legendary bluegrass band Big Smith "Trash"
Slang coined by legendary bluegrass band Big Smith "Trash"
You come to Nixa
The fuzz'll fix ya
Yea the Spokane Cocaine it'll six ya
Cause the redneck knows how the greenbacks flow
They got their bathtubs dopin' up the hicks, yeah
The fuzz'll fix ya
Yea the Spokane Cocaine it'll six ya
Cause the redneck knows how the greenbacks flow
They got their bathtubs dopin' up the hicks, yeah
Spokane Cocaine by Maxxpowers January 14, 2013
Sooknanan
Sooknanan: My mark is only a 55?
Blake: That's because you don't do any work!
Sooknanan: Can I make up for it after school?
Blake: See me at 3:10
{at 3:30}
Sooknanan: That was a good game of golf!
Blake: Yeah, that was a great game. The grass has been mowed!
Sooknanan: Too bad there is only 3 holes. But they were hole in ones!
Blake: So, uh, your mark is going to be an 82, ok?
Sooknanan: Who you?
Blake: That's because you don't do any work!
Sooknanan: Can I make up for it after school?
Blake: See me at 3:10
{at 3:30}
Sooknanan: That was a good game of golf!
Blake: Yeah, that was a great game. The grass has been mowed!
Sooknanan: Too bad there is only 3 holes. But they were hole in ones!
Blake: So, uh, your mark is going to be an 82, ok?
Sooknanan: Who you?
sooka
Shut the fuck up sooka!
shookanana
shookanana by Egirljoseph December 8, 2021