Soning
Soning is like parnting
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Sning
"Sning" is a magical character from, "Bearing An Hourglass" (a fantasy novel by Piers Anthony. It is the second of eight books in the Incarnations of Immortality series.)
A demonic, though benign, creature, it takes the form of a ring in the shape of a snake (where it gets the name Norton gave it, standing for SNake rING). While not omniscient, Sning has an incredible amount of information, and appears to be able to learn many things about creatures just by touching them. It can respond to any question asked of it by squeezing the wearer's finger – one squeeze for yes, two for no, three for uncertainty, complex answers, or inability to answer (for example, if the asker foolishly poses a non-yes/no question). It can also answer with squeezes representing a number, though Sning is actually quite bad at math, much to its embarrassment. In addition, it is capable of coming alive briefly, scouting an area, and reporting back. While alive, it is approximately six inches long, though it is shown that he can grow, and also poisonous. Its poison is strong enough to make a creature the size of a man sick for several hours, but not to kill.
Sning has a long and complex history.
"Sning Piers Anthony "Bearing An Hourglass" snake ring SNake rING fantasy novel Incarnations of Immortality
A demonic, though benign, creature, it takes the form of a ring in the shape of a snake (where it gets the name Norton gave it, standing for SNake rING). While not omniscient, Sning has an incredible amount of information, and appears to be able to learn many things about creatures just by touching them. It can respond to any question asked of it by squeezing the wearer's finger – one squeeze for yes, two for no, three for uncertainty, complex answers, or inability to answer (for example, if the asker foolishly poses a non-yes/no question). It can also answer with squeezes representing a number, though Sning is actually quite bad at math, much to its embarrassment. In addition, it is capable of coming alive briefly, scouting an area, and reporting back. While alive, it is approximately six inches long, though it is shown that he can grow, and also poisonous. Its poison is strong enough to make a creature the size of a man sick for several hours, but not to kill.
Sning has a long and complex history.
"Sning Piers Anthony "Bearing An Hourglass" snake ring SNake rING fantasy novel Incarnations of Immortality
"Sning Piers Anthony "Bearing An Hourglass" snake ring SNake rING fantasy novel Incarnations of Immortality'
Sning by Nuttinbutthetruth December 15, 2016
Sowing Season
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sharon stoning
The art of uncrossing/crossing your legs in front of a audience whilst wearing a skirt or kilt , as demonstrated by Sharon Stones character in the famous scene at the police station
sharon stoning by BeardofSinclair May 25, 2016
Stonington High
1. A rather prison-like school located in the rich ghetto town of Stonington, CT.
2. A place where the grades are low and the kids are high. AKA Stoned-Again High.
3. My least favorite place to be.
2. A place where the grades are low and the kids are high. AKA Stoned-Again High.
3. My least favorite place to be.
Stonington High by deucepickleweaselfurd May 3, 2005
sofing
Verb.
Lying down on a sofa .. Firstly reading, doing a simple task, or watching TV / surfing on net / listening music ..At the end taking a "break" as a popular "siesta" or directly sleeping on the sofa.
(To practice or to do.. is implicit in the meaning, but you are free to include them when you are writting/saying the word)
Other similar meanings:
Rest few minutes lying down on a sofa.
"Unplugging" for all the tasks of the day for few minutes, lying down on a sofa.
Lying down on a sofa .. Firstly reading, doing a simple task, or watching TV / surfing on net / listening music ..At the end taking a "break" as a popular "siesta" or directly sleeping on the sofa.
(To practice or to do.. is implicit in the meaning, but you are free to include them when you are writting/saying the word)
Other similar meanings:
Rest few minutes lying down on a sofa.
"Unplugging" for all the tasks of the day for few minutes, lying down on a sofa.
Sofing before go out at night to the party.
I need sofing, this day is so complicated than I need to disconnect.
I like sofing after a long day at the university, before cooking the dinner
I need sofing, this day is so complicated than I need to disconnect.
I like sofing after a long day at the university, before cooking the dinner
sofing by raolbaletco May 16, 2009
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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