something about mary
when a man is goin to a club/party/date to avoid bonerisation,premature jizzin or antsyness he lugs one out prior to take off
something about mary by graham grundle pony September 25, 2008
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There's Something About Mary Syndrome
1. Like the character Ben Stiller played in the movie "There's Something About Mary," the person suffering from this condition still has a strong love for a high school sweatheart, even after years of separation.
2. Like Cameron Diaz's character, this syndrome my also deal with a person stuck between two or more choices of potential partners, in which the person with said syndrome cannot choose who he/she wants.
-can be abbreviated to TSAMS
2. Like Cameron Diaz's character, this syndrome my also deal with a person stuck between two or more choices of potential partners, in which the person with said syndrome cannot choose who he/she wants.
-can be abbreviated to TSAMS
1. "Hey Brian, I saw Judy for the first time in 7 years"
"Dude, you're suffering from There's Something About Mary Syndrome."
2. "Ugh I can't choose between Brett, George, And Tom"
"Yeah TSAMS really sucks, doesn't it?"
"Dude, you're suffering from There's Something About Mary Syndrome."
2. "Ugh I can't choose between Brett, George, And Tom"
"Yeah TSAMS really sucks, doesn't it?"
There's Something About Mary Syndrome by benny stiler September 7, 2009
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Darryl, if you paid Jack Tatum to put you in that wheelchair to get with Mary, you should know that Mary was always a Niners fan. It would never work out between her and a Patriots wide receiver. There's something about Mary, isn't there?
There's something about Mary by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021
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