The sexual action of putting glitter on your asshole and then fart it at someone else.
- “How much for a night?”
- “500, glittering costs extra.”

- “What is still on your bucket list?”
- “I want you to glitter someone.”
by the pingüin December 8, 2019
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To shatter someones masculinity in some way or another.

For further reference, see "Don't be slappin' my penis" by Kollektivet on Youtube
Examples of Slapping someones penis:

Nurse: "I am sorry sir, but you have testicular cancer"

Mother:"You forgot your helmet, son"
by DizDeLusa September 16, 2017
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national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day is on the 21 of december! go text someone you antisocial fuck.
Hey we havent talked in awhile, did you know it's national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day!?
by st1tch3rs December 22, 2021
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A guy that was born in 2003, a 19 year old male that decided to join the Urban Dictionary website in September 27th, 2020 just do a definition of what the word "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" meant by also adding useless information about it.
Then, in 2022, he decided to do a definition of "touching grass" by doing a "very funny" joke with it. He also literally forgot that he even made an account for this website.

He also has, in my opinion, WAY too many social medias.
Person 1: Do you remember when Someone called Frederick used to post original content?
Person 2: Nope.
Person 1: Yeah, me neither.
by Someone called Frederick January 6, 2022
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Being unappetized around certain people. A feeling of disgust or discomfort about someone or something they do/did that makes you not want to eat.
I was immediately unable to eat around (someone) because they make me feel horrible when I try to do anything, enough so that I don’t feel hungry around them.
by Professional Candy Cane July 5, 2023
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To make love to someone. Derived from the similarities between the geode-like rock called a "Thunder Egg" and male testicles.
Braniel decided that after a long third date of watching the extended cuts of the Fast and Furious franchise (as well as Hobbs and Shaw), he would ask to take Delilah back to his apartment and give her his thunder egg. It was a good night to Give someone your thunder egg.
by Lord Scottish April 16, 2021
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