Socrates

Really hot boy from earlier today

Socrates is a TOTAL BABE

by Socrates is hot October 10, 2019

Socrates

pronounced so - crates (like crepes but with a "t")

definition : So crazy

PERSON 1: Did you hear about Barbara sleeping with Frank?
PERSON 2: OMG no, thats like socrates!!

by Bdon96 November 16, 2014

socrates

The noblest and the wisest and most just.

Socrates, I still wait for a philosopher king.

by Cagon September 9, 2005

Socrates

verb

to play the fool and then figuratively judo-flip someone in conversation, as Socrates frequently does in Plato's dialogues

The philosophy freshman tried to Socrates the professor, but just made himself look like a pretentious fucking idiot.

by a nouny moose March 29, 2021

Socrates

An ancient Greek philosopher, founder of the socratic method.

Socrates is pronounced "so-CRA-tease" not "SOCK-ruh-tis". Most people don't realise this and don't care to.

by Cesco November 26, 2006

socrates

A wise guy who liked to talk and chill with his homey g's

Socrates:Wut up dog
Guy:Nuttin much just chillin with my homeys and my ho's drinking a 40.
Socrates:So you smart?
Guy:yea
Socrates:Dumbass?

by Erik Urdiales October 24, 2006

Socrates

An ancient Greek sophist who claimed to be a philosopher. It is often overlooked by the general homophobic public that Socrates' dialogs were often erotic in nature. Socrates was in general an asshole.

Pretentious first year university student:

Have you heard of the genius that is Socrates?

Normal person:

You mean that guy who liked to have butt sex while asking too many questions?

by Hollywood Halk September 16, 2008