Sockwa 

A shoe so comfortable you'd swear it was a sock.

Yo, these sockwas are so comfortable, I forgot I was wearing anything on my feet.

Sockwa by shoefetish April 5, 2010

Shockwave 

A really smart guy who destroys Autotards with facts and logic

Shockwave is dominating the Autobots, and they don't like it!

Shockwave by Dr. Stupid the original April 7, 2019

Sockathan 

A popular fandom ship between Sock Sowachowski and Jonathan Combs from the webcomic and short film Welcome to Hell. Also sparsely referred to as 'Jock'.

I began to read Sockathan fanfic and now I just can't back out of the ship.

Sockathan by wli December 17, 2013

socktarded 

When the simple task of putting socks onto your feet becomes an impossible challenge.

One friend to another," How did you get that cast on your arm?"
Reply back," I went socktarded while standing on one leg, fell over and broke it."

socktarded by jpg3 November 25, 2011

Sockgasm 

The immediately good feeling your feet experience the moment you take your socks off after a long hard day of work or play.

When Mikey, Todd, Matty and I finished playing golf the other day, when I finally got home, I took my socks off, and had the most amazing sockgasm.

Sockgasm by rastafari73 September 7, 2010

Sackwards 

All things facing the scrotum. Point of origin. A direction that contains the polar perspective of the scrotum or "sack". The act of facing toward one's balls.

Tina has her face near Trey's crotch. She must be facing sackwards. When we drive towards that set of balls we are going sackwards.

Sackwards by Trey W. Wilson March 21, 2007

sockamanus 

Slang for the penis. Opposite of the occomanus

Bro don’t be such a sockamanus

sockamanus by Carlllllllllll March 31, 2021