by MCA15 February 13, 2017
by cnice December 11, 2004
The male equivalent of a basic bitch. A simple cock sock is a fuckboi who faps to conversations among fellow fuckbois about sports they've never even played except their 0-12 high school team or the occasional pick up game. The simple cock sock likes to talk the talk but sucks soft serve ass shit when it comes to getting laid in real life.
Lavender: "So I was talking to that guy in Philly again and I think he's finally realized he officially wants to be with me."
Matilda: "Girl, don't bother with that simple cock sock. Leave him be with his inner tube arms and toothpick legs at the gym and his gallons of fuckboi protein powder."
Matilda: "Girl, don't bother with that simple cock sock. Leave him be with his inner tube arms and toothpick legs at the gym and his gallons of fuckboi protein powder."
by Pringle Says Hello November 29, 2016
A Cool Cock Sock is a solo sex move. Performing it only requires 3 simple steps.
1. Masturbate, and cum into a sock. Save for later.
2. Masturbate again later into the same sock.
3. As you cum the second time, enjoy the refreshing coolness of your previous cum on your cock.
*Repeat steps 2 and 3 as many times as desired.
Thus is the Cool Cock Sock.
This move is useful for long porn-viewing sessions, when multiple masturbations are necessary.
1. Masturbate, and cum into a sock. Save for later.
2. Masturbate again later into the same sock.
3. As you cum the second time, enjoy the refreshing coolness of your previous cum on your cock.
*Repeat steps 2 and 3 as many times as desired.
Thus is the Cool Cock Sock.
This move is useful for long porn-viewing sessions, when multiple masturbations are necessary.
Person 1: "Dude, I jerked off 3 times in a row last night watching lesbian porn."
Person 2: "Damn man, your cock must be sore!"
Person 1: "Nah man, I used a Cool Cock Sock, I feel great!"
Person 2: "Damn man, your cock must be sore!"
Person 1: "Nah man, I used a Cool Cock Sock, I feel great!"
by CMKTBH April 28, 2010
Girl1- I think I need to make and appt with my OBGYN.
Girl2- What's wrong?
Girl1-I hooked up with this guy at the bar and I think he had cheese in his cock sock and I have a UTI.
Girl 2- Gross!
Girl2- What's wrong?
Girl1-I hooked up with this guy at the bar and I think he had cheese in his cock sock and I have a UTI.
Girl 2- Gross!
by Pinkdelastink January 17, 2014
After sex you pass out with a condom still on. You forget about the condom then go to take a piss. Then rubber fills up with hot nasty post-sex piss. Now you've got a very dangerous situation on your hands
Jane: Whats this mess all over the bathroom floor?
Mike: Sorry babe, cock sock water balloon.
Jane: Im breaking up with you.
Mike: Sorry babe, cock sock water balloon.
Jane: Im breaking up with you.
by SGT. Birdfeeder December 31, 2011
Blow your load into a condom, proceed to place 2 D batteries inside, and take turns striking each others face.
by Dasmandude March 16, 2021