Snot funny

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When someone sneezes out jizz from their nose, and it dangles from both nostrils, twirling around one another before falling on the ground where you just took a jizz on a person sleeping.

Also obvious dick is obvious.

Jizzy: AHCOO! *boogers drip from nose*

Cummel Does: JIZZY! Obvious jizz is obvious!

Jizzy: Snot funny Does! This isn't my jizz damn it! It's yours! You selipped jizzy pills into nose didn't you?!?

Cummel Does; OH HO! You REMEMBERD! *embarassed cock* *then starts to jizz*

Jizzy: EWWWWwwwwW! Obvious cum is obvious!

Snot funny by Lubricus Genitilius March 17, 2011

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It's snot funny

When saying 'It's not funny' way too fast

Me: It's not funny
The Bully: Haha, that sounded like It's SNOT funny! HAHAHAHAHA!

It's snot funny by Anonymous 298734927384723 March 9, 2022

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dude, that's not funny, my mom's dead

The ultimate response to the ever classic insult 'Your mom.'

Person A: Hey dude, sup?

Person B: YOUR MOM IS UP!

Person A: Dude, that's not funny, my mom's dead.

Person B now either believes you, is confused/apologetic, or smart enough to prove the ultimate response to this; Yeah? I really like that.

dude, that's not funny, my mom's dead by Ninja-wizard-pimp-ghetto-lowtax-maddox-internet. September 12, 2008

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that's not funny

instant mood killer + awkwardness

Joe: Hey, did you see that cheerleader who suffered from the side effects of the H1N1 vaccine? She was jerking all over the place, I couldn't stop laughing when I saw the video haha

Dave: That's not funny.

Joe: ...

Bill: soo, anyone want another beer...? I'm gonna... go get some beer.

that's not funny by TheGreatDekuTree February 9, 2010

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That's not funny

A term first used by famous Tumblr user Rachel Linklater, "That is not funny" is a phrase said by a triggered person in response to an offensive joke. This is often followed up by the reasoning behind the un-funniness of the joke.

Bobby: I have crippling depression.
Rachel: That's not funny, my uncle commit suicide.

That's not funny by Zenguin March 15, 2017

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Fanny Snot

The creamy substance excreted from a dirty vagina.

Julia got her fanny snot all over my dick the other night.

Fanny Snot by Bitch boii February 1, 2020

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It's not even funny

A phrase used to describe something or something that someone did that is very weird or outrageuous in it's own way.

John is so good at Black Ops it's not even funny.
I ran into some hobo peeing in the lake it's not even funny.

It's not even funny by Marnigus January 25, 2011

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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