Smash or dash is a term used to describe the two options someone in a prolonged friend zone should do.
Andrew: Sophie is SO Hot
Nathan: I know, but I'm deep in the friend zone
Andrew: The only thing you should be deep in is that pussy, you need to smash or dash!
Nathan: I know, but I'm deep in the friend zone
Andrew: The only thing you should be deep in is that pussy, you need to smash or dash!
by EliteWingman January 29, 2016
(Verb)
To have sex with an individual, and then after said intercourse, escape at the earliest convenience with/without the consent/knowledge of your partner.
To have sex with an individual, and then after said intercourse, escape at the earliest convenience with/without the consent/knowledge of your partner.
by TheKingNick December 15, 2010
by CutTheCreditCard December 15, 2015
I went to the girls party just so I could have sex with some other girls and dip right after. I did a smash and dash
by acchill April 6, 2015
by jmack05 February 12, 2006
When someone uses the bathroom at a place of business to take a shit without buying anything. It is often accompanied by weak attempts masquerade as a paying customer, followed by a quick exit from the building.
On the way back from camping, I had to pull a smash and dash at the Taco Bell. It was the only place around for miles.
by alunimumbat February 22, 2011
by DarknessMyOldFriend January 21, 2019