A person that is constantly focused on his or her smartphone, ignoring the environment and especially other people.
Dude 1: Hey you see that girl over there? She looks good right?
Dude 2: Sure, but I´d stay away from her man, she´s one of those smartphone-zombies.
Dude 2: Sure, but I´d stay away from her man, she´s one of those smartphone-zombies.
by Not a smartphone-zombie July 30, 2012
When one person in a group checks their smartphone and incites a domino effect of everybody else checking their own phones, thus ending all live discussion.
Andy caused a smartphone waterfall when he checked his email, so nobody noticed the 8 foot juggling clown that danced through the room while balancing on a beach ball.
by WillyPom April 1, 2015
Alex: Hey, Jamie's throwing a party this Saturday! He's invited us all!
Jerry: Uh, I don't know...I'm afraid it will turn out to be a "smartphone party"...
Alex: He said it is going to be "unplugged" so smartphones are not allowed.
Jerry: Fuck no, Alex!
Jerry: Uh, I don't know...I'm afraid it will turn out to be a "smartphone party"...
Alex: He said it is going to be "unplugged" so smartphones are not allowed.
Jerry: Fuck no, Alex!
by vaultimor March 21, 2017
The act of walking slowly or "shuffling" because you're too preoccupied with tasks being done on your smartphone such as browsing the internet, texting, etc.
The Smartphone Shuffle can sometimes be dangerous for oneself, such as crossing a roads, not paying attention to surroundings. It can also be a nuisance for other people as distracted Smartphone Shufflers block hallways, stairs or sidewalks and impede flow of pedestrian.
The Smartphone Shuffle can sometimes be dangerous for oneself, such as crossing a roads, not paying attention to surroundings. It can also be a nuisance for other people as distracted Smartphone Shufflers block hallways, stairs or sidewalks and impede flow of pedestrian.
by Ronnie J January 8, 2011
People who constantly sulk around with their Phones's in their face 24/7 txting, tweeting, or facebooking their menial lives. Usually bumping into things or other drones or stepping/tripping off curbs without looking. When their battery dies, they put a look on their face like someone just killed their christmas puppy.
Did u hit the button to cross the street?
ughhhhhhhh ummmmmmm yeaaaaaaaa that
Dude, rele, get the F off facebook and look out where ur going
Steps off curb and gets hit by bus.....
Laugh's....One less Smartphone Drone in the world.
ughhhhhhhh ummmmmmm yeaaaaaaaa that
Dude, rele, get the F off facebook and look out where ur going
Steps off curb and gets hit by bus.....
Laugh's....One less Smartphone Drone in the world.
by TONY70795492 July 26, 2011
When someone peppers their Facebook updates around the time they go to, and come back from work - they are 'Smartphone Cruising'.
They're looking for an excuse to pull out their new iPhone/Nexus to show off to everyone in the carriage that they have a Bleeding Edge phone/cell.
They have no friends, but hundreds of Facebook Friends - so updating your status gives a 'Smartphone Cruiser' something to do with their gadget.
Usually practised by male Uber geeks, of The Great Unwashed variety. In the mistaken and laughable belief that women will become aroused.
(They won't).
They're looking for an excuse to pull out their new iPhone/Nexus to show off to everyone in the carriage that they have a Bleeding Edge phone/cell.
They have no friends, but hundreds of Facebook Friends - so updating your status gives a 'Smartphone Cruiser' something to do with their gadget.
Usually practised by male Uber geeks, of The Great Unwashed variety. In the mistaken and laughable belief that women will become aroused.
(They won't).
George: Hey! Melvin is spamming my Facebook feed with his updates again.
Mike: On his way to work?
George: I guess...
Mike: He's showboating his iPhone - y'know, 'Smartphone Cruising'?
George: Uh. True!
Mike: On his way to work?
George: I guess...
Mike: He's showboating his iPhone - y'know, 'Smartphone Cruising'?
George: Uh. True!
by Inside Guide to London March 31, 2010
when your pinky gets permanently deformed and painful from supporting the weight of your heavy ass smartphone
John D.: damn bro, your pinky's all crooked!
Jane D.: i know man, it hurts too, i got that smartphone pinky....
John D.: sounds like a personal problem!
Jane D.: i know man, it hurts too, i got that smartphone pinky....
John D.: sounds like a personal problem!
by NoLooseNuts October 23, 2013