small peen

it means you have a smol peen but not just any peen a gamer peen thats why its was so smol

This kid has such a small peen thats why hes hiding

by HZNAZZY May 3, 2019

Small peen vibes

The evolved brother of big dick energy. Doesn’t penetrate and hurt you, it sort of wafts over you. Describes a person confident in his big dick who doesn’t need to externally express it.

Jack is the least douchey guy I have met, I love his small peen vibes.

by Aknee September 10, 2019

CEO of small peen

The absolute sexiest and most powerful man alive. His penis is very small and now even visible. It is said that he can make anything happen with just the flick of his dick(which is an innie).

Damn Jack, you’re penis is so small and hot you must be the CEO of small peen!

by Nelson Mandela May 6, 2020

Small_peenttv

Small_peenttv is a meme page with around six hundred followers and he has really good memes

1. Small_peenttv is the best meme page

by Poopoo shit September 17, 2019

Small Peenar

a small peenar

YOU HAVE A SMALL PEENAR.

by solo yolo February 11, 2018

smallpeen

When a boy's private parts are under 2.5 inches then it will classify as a small peen.

"Hey John I saw your DP and you have a very smallpeen

by ;)333 April 30, 2019

Smallpenisary

General petty and wholly unnecessary one-upmanship.

The term is derived from the fact that partakers in such tomfoolery are usually trying to compensate for the fact that they have very small peni.

Situations where people could be accused of indulging in smallpenisary:

Louis: Right, I'm going to set my alarm for ten past eight. What time are you getting up, Tim?
Tim: Hmm, I think I'll set my alarm for, let's see, 8:09.

Ian: Oh, what lovely mashed potatoes! And just the right amount, too! Louis, are you not going to finish yours? Can't you manage them?
*Louis is stuffed and looks sick*
Ian: Well, I think I've just got room for some fruit! I'll have a satsuma.
Louis: Well in that case, I'll have a bag of satsumas.
*Louis proceeds to "down" a good ten satsumas*

by The T Meister October 28, 2005