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sloppy floppy

When you get a blowjob when it's not even hard yet; A blowjob on a penis that isn't even erect; Orally stimulating a flaccid phallic member often belonging to a male.
Nick: "Dude I fucked Karen so hard yesterday"
Timmy: "Really?"
Nick: "Yea and when we were done she even gave me a sloppy floppy"
by Shaquille o Zeal April 22, 2017
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Sloppy Floppy Seconds

When a man makes a woman reach her climax but does not climax himself, so he continues to have sex with someone else.
Mike's girlfriend couldn't make him cum so he asked the priest if he wanted Sloppy Floppy Seconds.
by SouthPark&Juggalo April 5, 2005
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floppy sloppy

After a man cums inside the woman's vagina but continues to have sex he has a floppy sloppy.
That pussy was so good I had to keep going with a floppy sloppy.
by Pig Poppa April 16, 2015
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by genemutant November 22, 2023
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sloppy floppers

Larger breasts that have lost almost all perkiness.
Did you see that chick? Her sloppy floppers were almost coming out the bottom of her shirt!
by OhMyGlob March 27, 2017
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sloppy flopper

when a the person who is giving head to another, slobbers so much to the point where their mouth is as dry as a desert, and the conceiver climaxes, and can no longer feel their leg
why is Andrew in a wheel chair?
Tory gave him a sloppy flopper last night
by SCT2016 November 19, 2020
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