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Side-kick douche

friend of douche or desk douche who unfortunately encourages desk douche's behavior by being their "yes man" and laughing at their dumb jokes, etc
"oh, here we go, here comes the dynamic duo of desk douche, Derek, and his side-kick douche, Stan...somebody get me a bottle of scotch, I need to be drunk for this"

"did you see how side-kick douche was laughing at his ridiculous jokes? It's ridiculous how he kisses his butt, no one else finds desk douche funny or amusing...or intelligent for that matter"
Side-kick douche by sandycan January 7, 2012

bitchy side kick 

the lesser tag-a-long of a psycho hose beast or psycho bitch from hell. the aggravating little instigating wingman of the super cunt. just as jaded and psycho just lacking leadership skills.
and here comes angie, jessie's bitchy side kick.
bitchy side kick by Sarah Lea December 3, 2007

A side slick swirl kick

What Ryu and Ken say on Streetfighter when they do the spinning kick. This is not really what they say but it is what people usually refer to the move as because what they say is just too difficult to understand.
The other day me and my friend were playing Streetfighter and I beat him with the move A Side Slick Swirl Kick!

sidekick bear 

A grizzly bear that used to overthrow governments for the CIA, but blew his own nose out doing too much cocaine. Was mudered by the clintons having witnessed bill and hilary up to no good with children.
Sidekick bear just got back from a secret mission in Bolivia
sidekick bear by Bearhoven June 11, 2019

Sidekick Surprise 

When you're having sex with your girlfriend from behind and you spit on her back so she thinks that you've already ejaculated so she turns around. Little did she know that you have secretly hidden your best friend in your closet as he's been watching and masturbating the whole time. You run towards the closet and open it and your best friend flips you for a standing 69. You both then bust in each other's faces as your girlfriend watches in confusion. You then proceed to walk away holding hands with your best friend, leaving your girlfriend behind as if nothing happened.
Yo! I Sidekick Surprised my girlfriend last night with Tron. It was epic.
Sidekick Surprise by Tabaluchi March 17, 2010

Sidekicked 

When someone loses all the stuff you lent them.
Chump: Awww man, John just lost all the DVDs I lent him.
FriendOfChump: Damn, you got sidekicked!
Sidekicked by RiffZifnab October 12, 2009