Slaying the dragon

1. The act of sleeping with an unattractive girl in a time of need
2. What one must do a lot of on the heroic quest to find one's princess
Matt: they say you have to slay a few dragons before you meet your princess well I've finally found my princess
Pete: dude! did you seriously just talk about slaying the dragon in your wedding speech?
by Pillowman February 14, 2016
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Slaying the Dragon

Having sex with an unattractive woman, most likely brought on by alcohal consumption.
Dave got really drunk last night and ended up slaying the dragon.
by _LG_ January 23, 2006
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I think I'm gonna head home early and slay the dragon.
by jallen69 February 04, 2009
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Slay The Dragon

Having sex with a girl on her period.

When your done you look down at your cock and it looks like you just won an epic battle between you and your bloody mistress.
Sara told her man she wasn't sure if they should be having sex that night since she was on her period. He told her he's up to Slay The Dragon ;)
by The_Sex_Addict February 27, 2011
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Slaying The Dragon

When a man has sex with a rather large and unattractive woman who appears to have scales on her body due to stretch marks.
Christian: Hey Dave I heard you were slaying the dragon last night.

Dave: Well you gotta slay a couple of dragons before you get to the princess.
by Willup B February 01, 2011
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Slay the Dragon

The act of having sex with a fat/ugly/non-attractive woman.
I got too drunk last night. I found some fatty boom-boom. One thing led to another; I decided to slay the Dragon.
by Chris. A. H. December 01, 2006
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Slaying the Dragon

v. The act of having sex with a fat chick
Guy 1: I heard Todd is getting lucky in the other room
Guy 2: It's no big deal man, he's just slaying the dragon.
by Dragonslayer69 June 29, 2012
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