slap jack

After you are done jacking off, nutt into your hand and then run out of the room and slap your roommate right across the face with your cum filled hand.

Once I was done jacking off, I nutted in my hand and then I ran out and slap jacked my roommate right in the face!

by Ichi Crowtch January 16, 2008

Slap Jacks

The act of slapping your dicks together until one person gets a boner. The person who gets the boner wins the bet.

Want to play slap jacks to settle the tab.

by steve smithy April 16, 2011

Slap Jacks

Another affecionate term for pussy lips. See meat curtians

Girl, I don't care how much maple syrup you put on them cause I aint eating those slap jacks!

by skin January 30, 2004

bombay slap jack

1)Go out with mates for a curry
2)Go home to partner
3)take partner's top off
4)shit all over her chest
5)get a dirty shitty tit wank

Danny-Good weekend Jules?
Jules-very good thanks
Danny-what did you get up to?
Jules-had a mean curry and a bombay slap jack!

by Crazy Wai April 12, 2005

Oregon Slap Jack

When you are receiving a blowjob and whip out your dick to start slapping your girlfriend in the face as fast as possible, making a sound like you are flipping flap jacks.

Bro, my girfriend was giving me a blowy last night and I just started doing the Oregon Slap Jack on her for no reason.

Thats phenomenal bro.

by BigGayScoob March 19, 2016

Slap the Jack

When you undo your clapping of the Jack/pay for your sins.

"I screwed up my date, so I'm meeting up with her to slap the Jack."
"What did Jack ever do to you?"

by Almighty Meme Lord February 19, 2018