Skube

An asshole who often fails at anything he tries. Likes to project his own failures onto others by repeatedly calling them names and acting as if he's not a complete cock. Known for being quite adept at anything non-hetero-normative. Another name for someone who uses the internets for evil. Self-titled "lord of the interwebs."

"Dude, nice going pulling a skube."
"Man, you're such a skube!"

by Randallus July 4, 2008

Skube

A giant turd.

Did you see the size of that Skube the dog just took?

by BitchesGetStitches6969 November 28, 2010

Matt skube

He’s a news man. Ottawa

« Matt skube? Hell yeah man. »

by iamanunknownperson September 9, 2022

skuse

to work all day and actually do no work

i am writing this up on urban dict. because i am currently having a skuse day.

by slowent December 9, 2009

Skabeeb

Extremely good head. The best you've ever had. When that hoe swallows balls like pac man.

Skabeeb me?

by Ardnossak June 22, 2011

skub

"Skub is just something bland and insignificant. Perhaps one of those novelty goops that were popular in the 90's, or a wax to make your turtle's shell smell like pine."
-Nicholas Gurewitch, creator of Skub

"Dude, were you using my skub?"
"No way man, I'm anti-skub."

by Dan Bronson August 3, 2006

Skuced

To fail miserably at the hands of a evil, sadistic, dictatorial, statistically inclined stats professor who will punish you for being of lesser intelligence then he/she

derived from 21st century Statistics Professor

Student 1: Yo man the prof totally failed me on that test.
Student 2: Dude you have been Skuced!

by Skuced to the max December 18, 2010