by dickstellar June 03, 2015
by Dat chubby student athlete April 26, 2017
Someone who is short tempered, frequently asserts themselves over others, and wrongly accuses people for things they didn't do. They are usually a complete asshole as well.
Joe: "Did you hear about what Bob did yesterday?"
Tom: "Yeah, he took control of the Soup Kitchen, claimed himself as King of the Homeless, and then accused the lead chef of murdering his cat."
Joe: "Yeah, he's a Captain Skinny-Dick"
Tom: "Yeah, he took control of the Soup Kitchen, claimed himself as King of the Homeless, and then accused the lead chef of murdering his cat."
Joe: "Yeah, he's a Captain Skinny-Dick"
by SucklinTeets June 16, 2014
by jhonathan cockpenis June 01, 2023
by Suck my skinny cock March 18, 2019
pretty much what it sounds like. but in case you can't tell, it is a string of words you would use when you are running out of insults, or just for shits and giggles.
by megalabob March 09, 2021