Sketchatary 

A Crystal Meth Dealer's assistant. Usually a person who has been tweaking for quite sometime and is always a little Sketchy. The Sketchatary handles the daily odds and ends the dealer is to busy to do or simply considers the tasks menial. The Sketchatary's compensation is usually in the form of Shards, small amounts of cash, and it assumed the Sketchatary will pocket 10% of product. This career path has its downsides. Mainly the Sketchatary will most like be the scapegoat if there is a bust by the feds. Also, advancement to Dealer Status will only occur when the Sketchatary's boss is murdered, arrested, or can't come back from a case of Meth Psychosis. All in all not a bad job if have become nothing more than a cluck.

I dont have time to go tot the needle exchange, I'll send my Sketchatary if he isn't too busy cleaning something or jerking off.

Sketchatary by SeattleHairyCub August 17, 2010

sketchtard 

Someone who after doing copious amounts of cocaine becomes super paranoid and thinks that everyone is out to get them. Frequently happens to heavy users and retards. Sketchtardness is contagious and can be passed to others, thereby making it a buzzkill as well. If you see or are hanging out with a sketchtard slap them immediately, or distract them by doing karaoke to Vanilla Ice "Ice Ice baby..."

Tim: "Holy fuck is that a cop car?"
Jim: "No assfuck its a carola, stop being such a sketchtard and lets do another lizzle."

OR

Kim: "OMG i've been doing coke all day i feel like such a sketchtard"

sketchtard by toony tuesdays April 1, 2009

Sketchatori 

The type of food your sketchy drug fucked mate Roberto makes for himself and his paranoid friends.

He what is he cooking?? Is that’s ckicken catchatori??

No it’s Roberto and he is cooking is paranoid sketchatori for him and his shadow friends.

Sketchatori by Sonicishectic July 6, 2022

Sketchatory 

When you meet a girl and she tells you she is certain age and it turns out that she is much younger.

Johnny was feeling good about being 16 and having his drivers license. "We were down at the beach and I whistled at this girl and we starting hanging out.....asking her how old she was and she said the same as you.......turns out she was only 14"..........Sketchatory!

Sketchatory by Brandito94 August 24, 2011

sketchatron 

Very shady, suspicious, or downright crazy.

derivative or sketchy

This whole situation is sketchatron.

She is such a sketchatron.

sketchatron by Z February 11, 2005

Sketchetary 

The primary assistant to a typically small- to medium-time neighborhood crystal meth dealer, quite often responsible for keeping the dealer themselves out of trouble and the operation running and profitable (the term profit subject to dealers' perceptions). This role is similar to the 'Sketchatary' in association with a dealer but is different in that the individual providing support is doing so out of a genuine interest for the dealer and their operation, as they often begin their arrangement based on prior trust and experiences as friends.

Roles of the average sketchetary typically include:
- Mobile phone receptionist
- Schedule coordinator
- Code-keeper (combinations, PIN's, etc)
- Chauffeur
- Gopher
- Security guard
- Accountant
- Personal assistant (grooming, wardrobe, etc)
- Party planner (and later, Party pooper)
- Voice of reason
- Whipping boy/Fall-guy

The job requires a high level of intrusion into their dealers' lives, often mistaken for being overly nosy or snooping about; to do their job well they must know what is going on, what comes in, what goes out, who has what and where at most times. Without a high level of trust between a dealer and their chosen assistant then neither one can do their job right.

If a romantic (or purely physical) relationship develops then the Sketchetary title does not apply; then they become just another skank looking for a free ride.

Sometimes a Sketchetary is referred to by the short-hand "SKTY", pronounced "skitty."

"You can call me any time you need something, just call this number and if you don't reach me my sketchetary will take care of you."

"Daniel sure is lucky he has JJ for a sketchetary, else he would have been busted for sure falling out at a slot machine last night. He got 'em both out of there before the pit boss could get security to haul that flail out back!"

"SKTY, get in here! Where the hell did you put my scale and baggies??"
"Well, um....you put the scale in the inside pocket of your overcoat as we got in the cab, it should still be there."
"What about my baggies? I gotta weigh this up before he leaves."
"We ran out of baggies when you dropped the last of them behind the couch at that last client's place. I'm running to the smoke shop now to get some more. And you're almost out of smokes, want one pack or two?"

Sketchetary by N.D. Creamer September 10, 2013

Sketchatory 

(adj.) – A legal or regulatory framework that exists in vague, provisional, or questionably defined terms; appearing official but lacking full clarity, precision, or enforceability.

The IMF’s guidance on the new SDR valuation mechanism read like a sketchatory mandate — full of legal gravitas on paper, but vague enough to let central banks interpret it however suited their balance sheets.

Sketchatory by Slash Vin August 13, 2025