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Skammin' it 

1. To try to get away with doing very little work, whilst looking very busy.

2. To sit in an office all day doing as little as possible, whilst simultaneously pontificating like Jean Paul Sartre on acid, and attempting to be a pseudo cheese eating surrender monkey.

3. To eat large quantities of fast food, have a fondness for solar powered garden gnomes, be a lardy person and come from Essex. Generally to be a 'grown up Frog chav' of very little taste and a proponderance for Burberry Ties (worn to hold up the trousers!).
" Hey King of Zogs, you going to do anything today?"
"No I'm just Skammin' it, might go down the pub for a beer and a gauloise later, if I can bother my left wing, psuedo intellectual arse to do so. Also one might actually need to persuade a patron to buy me a beer as I'm far to tight to buy one myself!"
"Watch out for the feathered rats, they kill anything that doesn't move!"
Skammin' it by STePPeNWoLFe September 12, 2006
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toucan sammin' it

"They were toucan sammin' it in the backyard."
toucan sammin' it by Rapmatic February 10, 2007

SLAMMIN IT 

Fool 1:Ay man wat's it called when girls touch themselves?

jacking off?

Fool 2: wtf they dnt have anything to jack off..right??

Fool1: No its more of a repeated dunkin motion..SLAMMIN IT!!

Fool 2: SLAMMIN IT???!!...( fool 2 dies from laughter RIP swag)
SLAMMIN IT by varsityswag January 13, 2011

skammunity 

The community of fans of ska music.
Derek, Pete, and Scott love Goldfinger and try to make every concert. They are members of the skammunity.
skammunity by backotruck July 21, 2012
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