A nickname for this douchebag on MTV's "The Jersey Shore." His real name is Mike, and he has sick abs and is a funny guy, but he is too insecure to ever bang a hotty. Instead, The Situation settles for sixes at best, and is known to bring grenades back to the crib.
"I wish I had abs like The Situation."
"I wish I had a tan like The Situation."
"I wish I could tag fugly broads every night like The Situation."
"I wish I had a tan like The Situation."
"I wish I could tag fugly broads every night like The Situation."
by Big Freeze UFL February 1, 2010
by kidlou December 20, 2010
Slang for penis, often used in conjunction with ordeal. The useage developed so that one could discuss sex without alerting others.
by Mel April 13, 2004
by Amphibious Goddess June 3, 2016
(pron.)
1. in current use, a general substitute for any noun in existence, regardless of gender or number.
2. a common term popularized by Mike "The Situation" from the first season of MTV's reality series, "Jersey Shore" (2009), typically used to denote the expected arrival of reasonably attractive girls for an informal social gathering.
1. in current use, a general substitute for any noun in existence, regardless of gender or number.
2. a common term popularized by Mike "The Situation" from the first season of MTV's reality series, "Jersey Shore" (2009), typically used to denote the expected arrival of reasonably attractive girls for an informal social gathering.
1. "You need a mani bad. You should find a Chinese chick to buff your situation." --Megan Fox as Jennifer Check in the film "Jennifer's Body" (2009), referring to another character's finger nails.
2. "We have a Situation!" --Mike "The Situation" from MTV's "Jersey Shore" (2009), after phoning several groups of girls that he met on the Boardwalk and confirming their willingness to hook-up.
2. "We have a Situation!" --Mike "The Situation" from MTV's "Jersey Shore" (2009), after phoning several groups of girls that he met on the Boardwalk and confirming their willingness to hook-up.
by St. Class!c February 16, 2010
by situation March 22, 2017
A six-pack of cheap beer.
Origin: Named after a certain New Jersey douchebag with similarly named abs.
Origin: Named after a certain New Jersey douchebag with similarly named abs.
Usage:
Jason: Come over, and bring something to drink.
Alex: I'll be right over with a situation and a pizza!
Jason: Come over, and bring something to drink.
Alex: I'll be right over with a situation and a pizza!
by roblevistala February 5, 2010