sit and shit

Where one quickly sits down to take a quick dump and then continues with normal life after a 3 minute or less crap
Guy 1: Man I need to take a crap

Guy 2: we are in such a rush just pull a sit and shit
by Wray man October 13, 2015
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sit-n-shit

Do you mind if I use your sit-n-shit?
by the dirty liberal July 14, 2009
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Sit 'n' Shit

The act of accidentally shitting on a closed toilet, spewing warm poops all over your bum, the seat, and the bathroom.
I was so embarrassed and filthy after taking a Sit 'n' Shit in my girlfriend's bathroom.
by Whinny the Poop June 29, 2010
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Sit in the Shit

(a)When you know you're going into a area or situation were your person will receive a whole lot of verbal abuse.
(b)When you're going to party your brains out in some locale outside your city.
(i.e.-a)"I'm headed into to work to Sit in the Shit."
(i.e.-b)"For real Baby, I'm head to New York City to Sit in the Shit."
by Lgee April 01, 2007
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shit sit

When you are sitting and talking with a friend while they take a shit.
1) Well I'm gonna go take a shit
2) Have fun with that
3) Come shit sit with me
by sowy m9 January 11, 2016
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shit sitting

When 2 or more people share one chair.
There are no more chairs left. Want to shit sit with me? Sure! I love shit sitting!
by Dancaboi June 15, 2010
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Sit, shit & split

When you have a last minute, unavoidable need to quickly poop, before dashing out somewhere important.
My lunch break is nearly over, but I need to sit, shit & split.
by Teuchtar73 December 18, 2019
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