sit and shit

Where one quickly sits down to take a quick dump and then continues with normal life after a 3 minute or less crap

Guy 1: Man I need to take a crap

Guy 2: we are in such a rush just pull a sit and shit

by Wray man December 02, 2015

sit-n-shit

A synonym for toilet.

Do you mind if I use your sit-n-shit?

by the dirty liberal July 14, 2009

Sit 'n' Shit

The act of accidentally shitting on a closed toilet, spewing warm poops all over your bum, the seat, and the bathroom.

I was so embarrassed and filthy after taking a Sit 'n' Shit in my girlfriend's bathroom.

by Whinny the Poop July 03, 2010

Sit in the Shit

(a)When you know you're going into a area or situation were your person will receive a whole lot of verbal abuse.
(b)When you're going to party your brains out in some locale outside your city.

(i.e.-a)"I'm headed into to work to Sit in the Shit."
(i.e.-b)"For real Baby, I'm head to New York City to Sit in the Shit."

by Lgee December 24, 2008

shit sit

When you are sitting and talking with a friend while they take a shit.

1) Well I'm gonna go take a shit
2) Have fun with that
3) Come shit sit with me

by sowy m9 April 21, 2016

shit sitting

When 2 or more people share one chair.

There are no more chairs left. Want to shit sit with me? Sure! I love shit sitting!

by Dancaboi June 16, 2010

Sit, shit & split

When you have a last minute, unavoidable need to quickly poop, before dashing out somewhere important.

My lunch break is nearly over, but I need to sit, shit & split.

by Teuchtar73 December 18, 2019