Simple Man 

Great song from Southern Rock band Lynyrd Skynyrd's 1973 debut album "Pronounced (Leh-nerd Skin-nerd)" Written by singer Ronnie Van Zant and guitarist Gary Rossington. The Shinedown version is awful. Sorry.

Simple Man is the best song Skynyrd ever recorded.

Simple Man by metlmtn May 11, 2013

simple man 

A man who likes life simple. Wants one girl in his life, a few friends, a happy family, but can never have it. Hates essays, book reports, debates, calculus, some women, basically anything too complicated. He has already persevered, he just wants to chill with chill music with a chilled beverage on a chilly afternoon, watching the sunset. Wishes life wasn't complicated. He is most likely a libertarian.

"Yo, wtf is wrong with you? If everyone can do this, can't you?"
"Sorry bro, I'm just a simple man. I'm not good at this kind of stuff."

simple man by ferociousbanana September 30, 2020

Simple Man 

A guy who likes, comments and/or shares anything that depicts the most simple form of female beauty. e.g. Boobs, Butt, Legs, Cameltoe.

I'm a simple man, I see boobs, I like the post.

Simple Man by SquidwardHandsome January 29, 2017

simple man 

Guy who hangs around with chics all day and in the end acts like he doesn't have friends.

Dude1: Bro, how's your social life?
Dude2: No friends man! Simple man..
Dude1: 😏

simple man by Kwazy_Cupcake November 6, 2019

simple man 

the best cover song ever. done by shinedown.

shinedown has an amazing song called simple man.

simple man by charlie p. July 26, 2006

Simple man

What a manipulative psychopath says after he’s destroyed your life as an attempt to assert plausible deniability. He knows exactly what he did. This is an attempt to feign ignorance and make you question yourself.

You: Did you burn down my house???

Simple Man: ?????

You: You’ve burned down every house of anyone who doesn’t buy your bullshit. Did you burn down mine???

Simple Man: Goodness gracious. To be accused of such tom foolery! I’m just a simple man…

Simple man by Drinkingdemonblood October 30, 2025

i'm a simple man 

A common comment usually written by men in response to seeing a picture/video of an attractive woman. May appear with "explanation" (Quote 1) or alone, expecting readers to understand (Quote 2).

"I'm a simple man, I see boobs- I press like."
"I'm a simple man".

i'm a simple man by holyfsm42 June 16, 2017