big hairy woman that shaves her face, closley related to big foot.
wow if you dont have a shave soon your going to be so simie.
by someone June 6, 2004
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Mammoth hair that grows on the bottom of aged or women with an over balanced amount of testosterone in their system, usually with bad odour and self esteem which causes Simies to be overweight.
God damn woman either stop taking those damn prescription hormone supplements or shave! your getting a bad case of Simie!
by fwq'eifjwe June 8, 2004
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The most beautiful girl you will ever meet, and really miss understood. Often seeming rude, but she is kind and caring. She will change your life for the better.
by Sithix21 December 1, 2016
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The most wonderful, amazing, and beautiful girl in the world. She can be awkward sometimes but once you get to know her, you'll love her. Once you get to love her, you can't stop! She has a beautiful smile and eyes that can stare deep into a man's soul! She's the best girl a dude could ask for and a great friend. If you ever get a chance to meet one, or even date one, you're very lucky! If you know one but you guys aren't dating, all I'll say is that you're missing out...
Boy 1: Yo bro, who's that chick over there?
Boy 2: Oh, her? I don't know
Boy 1: Damn bro! She's so perfect!
Boy 3: I KNOW RIGHT????? She has to be a Simi...

*Simi walks by*

Both boys: WOOOOWWWW!
by The Ninja Chicken December 1, 2018
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A very bubbly person but someone who hides a lot things she's very fun to be with and if she truly loves someone she will do anything for that person however she is very tricky she is an awesome person
Look at simi she looks happy
by Rabbithole123 June 20, 2017
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HOT SKANK. she is mysterious and exotic and leavees all the boys wanting it. shes a pro at throwin stuff in da airr but can hit da books too. shes every boyss fantasy grl and knows how to get a guy going. shes a pro at everything she does. in definition she is everything a guy needss but shes an undercover grl and you woudnt know unless you got to know her. shes rare and if she gives you a chanace consider it a blessing.
If only i could get with simi i would know what it is to really live.
by johnn gray June 17, 2008
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